“I was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left,’ so I went back home”
“I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said: ‘Airport Left.’ So I turned around and went home” is an old joke, told about a blonde, an Irishman and “yo mama.”
“Our chief scout gets lost in a revolving door. He saw a sign, ‘Airport Left’ and went home” was printed in The Sun (Baltimore, MD) on December 4, 1977.
Newspapers.com
4 December 1977, The Sun (Baltimore, MD), “Another Day” by Alan Goldstein, pg. C14, col. 5:
“Our chief scout gets lost in a revolving door. He saw a sign, ‘Airport Left’ and went home.”
Newspapers.com
7 May 1979, Beaufort (SC) Gazette, “McBride ‘surprised’ Democrats” by David Bushman, pg. 1, col. 4:
“They saw a sign in the clouds that said ‘airport—left,’ so they turned around and went back to Savannah,” (Party Chairman Ray—ed.) Combs said.
Newspapers.com
1 September 1979, The News and Observer (Raleigh, NC), “Mini Jokes,” Mini Page, pg. 2, col. 1:
Did you hear about the man who was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” so he turned around and went home.
Nicole Foster of Raleigh
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LUCKY STIFF
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Mar 29, 1995, 7:50:29 PM
Your Mama’s So…..
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93. stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said airport left, so she turned around and went home
Google Books
Mo’ Yo’ Mama!: Bust-o-pedia
By Snap C. Pop and Kid Rank
New York, NY: Berkley Books
1996
Pg. ?:
Yo’Mama’s so stupid, when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said AIRPORT LEFT, she turned around and went home.
Google Books
Cyra and Rocky
By Cherie Bennett
Woodstock, IL: Dramatic Publishing
1997
Pg. 30:
The canceled vacation dis: “When you drove to catch your flight and saw the sign that says ‘airport left, you turned around and went home.’”
Google Groups: alt.evil
Yo’ momma’s so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, ‘Airport left’, so she turned around and went home!
James Kirk
Sep 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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bill sandwith
@willy3631
was a Irishman driving to airport,saw sign airport left,so he went home
9:23 PM · Feb 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Kevin
@BaldTexan
#yomamais… So stupid she saw a sign that said “airport left” so she turned around and went home.
12:26 AM · Feb 21, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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💧Progold Thoroughbreds
@rossprowd
I was supposed to catch a flight this morning. The sign said “Airport Left.” So I turned around and went home.
6:04 PM · Mar 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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ErykahBadoula
@fatbellybella
Replying to @Aristwittle
@UrAllTwits yo mama so dumb she was on her way to catch a flight , saw a sign that said ‘AIRPORT LEFT ’ so she went back home .
12:24 AM · Apr 13, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MrRadi January 7 2016
An Irishman is driving to the airport
While driving, he sees a sign that says “Airport left”.
So he turns around and goes home
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/devnodegree September 21, 2018
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left” so I turned around and went home.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home.
4:23 AM · Sep 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 9, 2019
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”,
so I turned around and went home.
Reddit—ApprarentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber September 13, 2022
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said Airport Left. So I turned around and went home.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I was driving to the airport to catch my
flight when I saw a sign that said:
“Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home.
11:40 AM · Sep 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
LaffGaff
Missed Flight
September 17, 2022 by laffgaff
I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said: “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home.