"I wasn't planning on going for a run today,…

“I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere” is a jocular line about running that has been printed on many images. “I wasn’t planning on going for a run today but those cops came out of nowhere” was posted on Twitter by Señor Winces on November 10, 2010.

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Señor Winces
@senorwinces
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
10:08 AM - 10 Nov 2010

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FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
RT @senorwinces
11:14 AM - 30 Jan 2011

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I really wasn’t planning on going for a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.

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Weed Humor
@WeedHumor
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
12:22 AM - 13 Feb 2013

Times-Call (Longmont, CO)
Report: Suspect accelerated to 70-90 mph before fatal crash near Longmont
Christopher Lee Gebers to be held without bond until preliminary hearing
By John Bear
Staff Writer
POSTED: 05/27/2015 07:57:32 AM MDT
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The 27-year-old Federal Heights man had allegedly sped away from a traffic stop. In January, he joked on his Facebook page that “I wasn’t planning on going for a run today ... but those cops came out of nowhere.”

Reddit—awwBot
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere. Memes (reddit.com)
submitted November 3, 2015 by emersonstern

NBC News
Alabama Police Hunt ‘Armed and Dangerous’ Kidnap, Robbery Suspects
by Shamar Walters and Alex Johnson / Feb.01.2016 / 4:30 AM EST / Updated Feb.01.2016 / 7:42 PM EST
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Harper’s page is littered with anti-police sentiments, including a post from Jan. 25 that reads: “I wasn’t planning on going for a run today … but those cops came out of nowhere.”

Reddit—Oneliners
I didn’t plan to go for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
submitted September 20, 2018 by Jan_Tik