“What’s the most dishonest berry?”/“A LIEberry.”
There isn't a "berry" in the word "library," but it sometimes sounds like that. "Why is it called a liberry when it isn't even a berry?" was posted on…
“Why can’t you trust tacos?”/“They tend to spill the beans.”
To "spill the beans" means to reveal a secret. A riddle is: Q: Why can’t you trust a taco?A: It might spill the beans. "Q: Why can't you trust tacos? A: They tend to spill the…
“What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?”/“Ian.”
A magician riddle is: Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?A: Ian. "What do you call a magician who does not know any magic? - Ian" was posted on Twitter by ItsAntYo! on…
“Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone”
People often lose their cell phones. "Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Coffee strong, lashes long, hustle on”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“May your coffee be strong, your lashes be long, and your Monday be short”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“May your coffee be strong and your lashes be long”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“Never trust a poor economist”
"Never trust a poor economist" is an infrequently used saying. If an economist is so good, why doesn't he or she take the advice and become rich? "Never trust a skinny…
“The adult version of ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ is ‘glasses, wallet, keys and phone’”
"The adult version of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' is 'glasses, wallet, keys and phone'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Head,…
“Spilling a drink is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go" -- that is, experiencing a great loss (in sentimental, but not in monetary value) -- is a jocular one-line saying…
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“There is never a line to the urinal at a water park”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…
“There is never a line for the restroom at a waterpark”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…