“I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card”
"I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Duke on May 3, 2018. It was reposted by Uncle Duke on Bluesky on August 1, 2025.…
Red Friday (Remember Everyone Deployed)
"Red Friday" is a tradition that people should wear red on Friday to support the military, with "RED" standing for "Remember Everyone Deployed." The tradition began in…
“You relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm”
Time often seems to go by slowly at work, but quickly when one is not at work. This was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on April 19, 2023, and it received over 34,000 likes: "You relax for 15…
“I just ordered my new license plates for my car. When will I get the license forks, spoons, and the rest of the license silverware?”
Do license plates imply the existence of license forks, license spoons and license knives? "I just ordered my new license plates for my car. When will I get the license forks, spoons, and the…
“Personal trainer implies the existence of an impersonal trainer”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
Impersonal Trainer
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don’t talk, he works out alone and I go home”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“‘Yeah, engage your core or whatever.’—impersonal trainer”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“‘Do as many squats as you feel like, I don’t want to get involved.’—impersonal trainer”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“‘When you go to the gym, do whatever you want’—impersonal trainer”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“Shouldn’t a Personal Trainer who trains people via online video be called an Impersonal Trainer?”
Many people who go to the gym to work out have a personal trainer. Are there impersonal trainers? "I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we don't talk, he works out alone and…
“Tobacco, beer, and whiskey all come from plants. I think I might be a vegetarian”
"Tobacco, beer, and whiskey all come from plants. I think I might be a vegetarian" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Tobacco, beer and whiskey are all made from…
“Imagine convincing a species that’s been on earth for thousands of years that it cannot survive or live a healthy life without…”
"Imagine convincing a species that's been on earth for thousands of years that it cannot survive or live a healthy life without pharmaceuticals that didn't even exist 100 years…
“You either love coffee or you’re wrong”
"You either love coffee or you're wrong" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You either love coffee, or you're wrong. 😬" was posted on…
“You either like coffee or you need to reevaluate your whole life”
"You either love coffee or you're wrong" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You either love coffee, or you're wrong. 😬" was posted on…
“You either like coffee or you need to reevaluate your life immediately”
"You either love coffee or you're wrong" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You either love coffee, or you're wrong. 😬" was posted on…
“The existence of a thesis implies the existence of a thebro”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“Thesis implies the existence of thebro”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“The existence of a capstone thesis implies the existence of a capstone thebro”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…
“The existence of thesis defense implies the existence of thebro attack”
A "thesis" has nothing to do with a "sister" or "sis," but there are "thebro" (from "brother" or "bro") jokes. "What do you call a…