“Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had many people wanting to "uninstall" 2020. "Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus" was posted on Facebook by…
“A man in Saudi Arabia has been caught stealing hand sanitiser. He won’t need it now”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying of hand sanitizer. A joke was posted on Reddit -- DarkJokeCentral on April 26, 2020: "A man in Saudi Arabia has been caught stealing…
“Grow vegetables, not government”
"Grow vegetables, not government" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Grow vegetables, not government" was written to the…
“Someone wrote a book on clocks? It’s about time!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLipstickKARO'S EFFECT@OsakaromenSomeone wrote a book on clocks?It's about time!4:12 PM · Jun 12, 2019·Twitter for Android Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by…
“Think you’re bored? Sir Isaac Newton invented calculus during the plague”
It has been pointed out, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and at other times, that some people have used isolation to great advantage. "Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, who, at the age…
“Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had many people wanting to "uninstall" 2020. "Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus" was posted on Facebook by…
“People say your senior year flies. I just didn’t realize it would Zoom” (Class of 2020 joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools being closed in 2020. Many students finished the school year using Zoom (an online service). "I really feel for the class of 2020.…
“Change your plate. Change your fate”
"Change your plate. Change your fate" -- the change is usually to eliminate meat in the diet -- is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Change your plate, change your…
“When Newton was quarantined due to the plague, he invented calculus”
It has been pointed out, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and at other times, that some people have used isolation to great advantage. "Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, who, at the age…
“Braille is not that difficult to learn. You just have to have a feel for it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: BrailleBraille (Braille: ⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑) (/breɪl/; French: [bʁaj]) is a tactile writing system used by people who are visually impaired. It is…
“Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person… Well, bigger anyway”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate a lot. "Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person... Well, bigger anyway" was posted on Facebook by Indian…
“What if this quarantine is just the aliens fattening us up before the big harvest?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate and got fat. "Corona virus is really just aliens fattening us up before they come eat us" was posted on Twitter…
Blursday (blurs + day)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“The difference between the government and thieves is that thieves don’t pretend they’re helping”
Entry in progress -- B.P Twitter((( Segen )))@StatistSmackerThe only thing between #government and thieves, is that thieves don't pretend they're helping you.5:43 PM · Sep 9,…
“My body is a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people”
"Fur coats are worn by beautiful animals and ugly people" is an animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown, but it has been cited in…
“Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
Maprilay (May + April)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Welcome to quarantine. You’re gonna need bigger pants”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people being locked down at home -- and eating and getting fat. "The quarantine baking has begun. If this stretches to 8 weeks I’m going to…