“The Nazis had a phrase which covered all abuses by the state: ‘Für Ihre Sicherheit’”
"The Nazis had a phrase that covered all abuses by the State: 'Für euer sischerheit' ---> 'It's for your safety'" was posted on Facebook by Go Pray USA on…
Quarantyranny (quarantine + tyranny)
Entry in progress -- B>P. "Quarantiranny" (quarantine + tyranny) is another spelling. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global…
“For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many home quarantines. Many family members got tired of seeing each other. "For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the…
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes”
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…
“People who back into parking spots just want attention”
People who back into parking spots are a peeve for many other people. "I can't help but think people who back into parking spots are just showing off" was posted on Twitter by…
“It takes a village to raise a child…and a distillery to home school one”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools closing, with students being home schooled. "It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. Many home schooling…
“People who back into parking spots are show-offs”
People who back into parking spots are a peeve for many other people. "I can't help but think people who back into parking spots are just showing off" was posted on Twitter by…
“Milk is misery and then murder”
"Meat is murder. Milk is misery" (or "Milk is misery and then murder") is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "He has a sign that was placed across the…
World Hoax Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics have claimed that WHO carries out a political (not health) agenda of the…
“If a politician says you don’t need a gun, you need a gun”
"If a politician says you don’t need a gun, you need a gun" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If a politician says 'You don't need a…
“What are people who back into parking spots trying to prove?”
People who back into parking spots are a peeve for many other people. "I can't help but think people who back into parking spots are just showing off" was posted on Twitter by…
World’s Horrible Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics have claimed that WHO carries out a political (not health) agenda of the…
“It takes a village to raise a child…and a vineyard to home school one”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools closing, with students being home schooled. "It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. Many home schooling…
Worst Health Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics have claimed that WHO carries out a political (not health) agenda of the…
“There are three ways to come out of this lockdown. A hunk, a chunk or a drunk. Your choice!”
“People end up a skunk, monk, drunk, chunk, or hunk” is said to be a State Department saying about people returning from abroad. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw many people lock down in…
“If we all stay inside a bit longer, then maybe we can starve mosquitos to extinction”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused people to quarantine in their homes. Many people wondered if all the mosquitoes would starve because of the lack of humans to bite. "Mosquitos are…
“I’m not afraid to die…I’m afraid to live on my knees in a world run by lesser men…”
"I’m not afraid to die...I’m afraid to live on my knees in a world run by lesser men who control the destiny of my children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“When this is over, should I go to Weight Watchers or AA first?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns. Many people ate and drank a lot. It was a joke that people would need to visit Weight Watchers (WW) and Alcoholics Anonymous (AA).…
“Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. A marital joke combined with a coronavirus joke was posted by Michael Nichols (and others) on Facebook on April 25, 2020: "Wife: did…
“I took a dehumidifier into a sauna, just to see which one would win”
"#MaybeLaterWeCould take a dehumidifier into a sauna just to see which one wins" is a jocular sayin tat was posted on Twitter by Stephen Cookson on July 3, 2017. "I once took a…