“I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight”

A “heavy drinker” is someone who drinks a lot. A “heavy drinker” is not necessarily heavy in weight, but there are jokes.
     
“i used to be a heavy drinker but then lost weight. #randyswag” was posted on Twitter by Martel on November 27, 2011. “I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on June 24, 2020.
   
 
Twitter
Martel
@RMartel5
i used to be a heavy drinker but then lost weight. #randyswag
10:23 PM · Nov 27, 2011·Twitter SMS
 
Twitter
Will
@ingandable
I used to be a heavy drinker but I’ve lost weight since then…
6:00 PM · Jul 6, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Ray Scott
@RayalityCheck
I used to be a heavy drinker.. but ive lost weight.  #drinkinbeer http://instagram.com/p/vjI-SWnttg/
12:14 PM · Nov 18, 2014·Instagram
 
Twitter
Ray Scott
@RayalityCheck
I used to be a heavy drinker.. but ive lost weight.  #drinkinbeer http://instagram.com/p/vjI-SWnttg/
12:14 PM · Nov 18, 2014·Instagram
 
Twitter
Coach Morgan Randall
@TheCoachRandall
I used to be a heavy drinker but I lost weight.
4:37 PM · Oct 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/CowboyFromSmell June 24, 2020
I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight
 
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
I used to be a heavy drinker, but then I lost some weight
10:29 PM · Jun 24, 2020·TweetCaster for Android