“I could sing a verse for you. But I’ll refrain”
"Refrain" can be a verb or a noun. "I was going to make a bad music pun, but I'll refrain from doing as such" was posted on Twitter by Morris Dutchley on October 3, 2011.…
“I’m so tempted to do a musical joke. But I’ll refrain”
"Refrain" can be a verb or a noun. "I was going to make a bad music pun, but I'll refrain from doing as such" was posted on Twitter by Morris Dutchley on October 3, 2011.…
“We’ve raised our standards, so up yours!”
“DragonFlyBSD: We’ve raised our standards… so up yours!” is a jocular saying that was posted on DragonFly BSD Digest on September 8, 2003. “Up yours!“ is an insult. "Use Plan 9...…
“The Powerball Jackpot is now up to a 24 pack of Charmin”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic-buying (and shortages) of toilet paper. "I heard next week's Powerball jackpot is going to be $60million AND a 48 pack of 3ply toilet…
LMMO (Laughing My Mask Off)
"LMAO" is a popular initialism for "Laughing My Ass Off." The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. "LMMO (laughing my mask off)" was…
“If you wear jeans 5 days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you’re losing weight”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many people being locked down in their homes. Some people generously offered quarantine life pro tips. "If you wear your jeans 5 days in a row,…
“In Pagan times, during a plague, the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
“What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens? Whatever it wants”
"What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens? Anything/Whatever it wants" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed in many images, usually with a picture of Cuban…
“I’ve come to the conclusion buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies”
"I have come to the conclusion that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just saw a pin:…
We Hide Outbreaks (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some critics during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic claimed that WHO was not…
“Washes his hands. Always wears a mask. Rearrange the letters in Racoon and it spells CORONA!”
"Racoon" ("raccoon" with only one "C") is an anagram of "Corona" (as in "Coronavirus"). In the Japanese horror media franchise Resident Evil, there…
“I’ve come to the conclusion buying art supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies”
"I have come to the conclusion that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just saw a pin:…
“In Pagan cultures, during a plague, the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
“If sheep could vote, they’d pick the guy who feeds them”
"If sheep could vote" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The sheep would vote for the person who feeds them and fattens them up, not realizing that this is the…
“Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had just blown air from their mouth onto it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks and to socially distance from other people. Eric Schmidt posted on Twitter and Facebook about blowing out the candles on a…
“Masks are the new bra…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. "Masks are the new bra. I take them off with such relief" was posted on Facebook by Shannon Lawrence on April…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that only work for climate change?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
LMFMO (Laughing My Fucking Mask Off)
"LMAO" is a popular initialism for "Laughing My Ass Off." The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. "Lmfmo- laughing my fucking mask…
1400+ Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, etc., Pt. 4
The 2019–20 coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak was eventually declared to be a worldwide pandemic. Here are some associated quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, portmanteaus, acronyms,…
“What are murder hornets and how much toilet paper do we need to buy?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. In 2020, the United States also experienced from Asia an invasion of "murder hornets."…