“Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you”
"Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I've done more stupid shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Just because I…
“I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she’s so realistic she just wants to be friends”
Some men are so unfortunate that they can't get lucky with a sex doll. "I'm terrible with women. Even my sex doll only wants to be friends" was posted on Twitter by Hasan LaLa…
“If we continue wearing masks, the next generation will think a mouth is a private part”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "I think Americans would even accept mandatory face masks over isolation. I predict by next year, the human…
“Straws are the opposite of snorkels”
A straw sucks air up. Snorkling sucks air down. "Did you guys realize that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling?" was posted on Twitter by Jenny Gaynor on…
“Home invasions should decline. Everyone is at home with guns…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led some to speculate about home invasions -- or, rather, a lack of them. "Home invasions should decline. Everyone is at home with guns and enough bleach and…
“Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling”
A straw sucks air up. Snorkling sucks air down. "Did you guys realize that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling?" was posted on Twitter by Jenny Gaynor on…
America’s Mad Playground (Coney Island)
Coney Island has long been New York City's popular beach and playground destination every summer. It has been called "New York’s/America’s/People’s Playground" since at least…
“Insisting on rights without acknowledging responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence”
"Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular…
“If you don’t like the mafia, why don’t you join it and change it from the inside?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteve Cox@RealSteveCox"If you don't like the mafia, why don't you join it and change it from the inside?"Quote TweetGeoff Campbell…
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money & your wife is still around”
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Found on FB 'A…
“I just Clorox wiped a bottle of Purell and Purelled my hands cuz I touched the Clorox canister”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute…
“If graduation can’t be done at a gym or a football field, perhaps grads could walk thru Walmart”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute…
“I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many women did not wear bras. "I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer" is a saying that has been printed…
“After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. However, many people who wore the masks did not cover their nose and/or their mouth with the mask. "After…
“Teachers, remember that ANGRY mother who said she would have your job? Call her…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many children being homeschooled. Parents who had, in the past, complained about teachers suddenly experienced a new understanding. "Teachers,…
Glovetard (glove + retard)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some recommendations to wear gloves. "Glovetard" (glove + retard) represents someone who wears gloves, or is a fanatic that everyone wears…
“In Hitler’s defense, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“In Hitler’s defence, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“Do you know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don’t have to go to work!”
"Do you know why birds sing in the morning(s)? Because they don't have to go to work!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Birds sing in the morning…
“A cardiology video is totally clips of the heart”
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (1983) is a song recorded by Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler. It is not called "Totally Clips of the Heart," but there are jokes. "My cardiac surgeon…