“Did you hear about the Pokémon that has Covid-19? It was Koffing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Stay 6ft away from doubt, and isolate from unbelief”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“Anyone else think Pokémon characters Koffing and Weezing look similar to the Coronavirus?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Recipe for Prime Rib: Salt, pepper, and butter. Cook for 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 minutes”
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…
“What happens to an egg every time you look at it?”/“It becomes egg sighted.”
An egg riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 12, 2020: Q: What happens to an egg every time you look at it?A: It becomes egg sighted. "Egg sighted" sounds like…
“Did you see the arrows?”/“I didn’t even see the Indians!” (one-way store aisle)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
“No matter how old you get, it’s always fun watching your car go through the car wash”
Many people never outgrow the joy of seeing a car go through the car wash. "No matter how old you are, it's always fun watching your car go through the car wash" was posted on…
“A sod farmer walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“Did you see the arrows?”/“I didn’t even see the Indians!” (one-way street)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
“Internet. It can censor everything about conspiracy theories, but can’t get rid of child porn”
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
“A landscaper walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“Dear non essentials that recently started going back to work….hit the gas, we drive fast now”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw some non-essential workers quarantined at home. Transportation systems became less crowded. "Dear non essentials that recently started going back to…
“Isn’t it weird how the internet cannot eliminate child pornography, but can censor facts”
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
“A chia pet walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…
“Milk in soda is gross, but ice cream in soda is good”
Is milk in soda a proper beverage? "Milk in soda is gross, but ice cream in soda is good" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 14, 2020. Some have pointed out Milkis (a South…
“Big Apple” on NPR’s “Ask Me Another” (2020)
The Gerald Cohen-Barry Popik research work on "Big Apple" was mentioned on the NPR hour-long radio puzzle game show Ask Me Another on May 1, 2020. No credit was given, however. It was…
“Remember DO NOT grab another person’s facemask. It’s a 15-yard penalty and an automatic 1st down”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The masks weren't the same as the face masks in football, but there were jokes. "Remember DO NOT grab another…
“‘OK Boomer,’ said the currant to the elderberry”
An "elderberry" isn't necessarily "elder," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners and Twitter by dadlifememes on May 14, 2020: "'OK…
“At what stage of home schooling do we send the school a letter asking for donations…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools being closed, and many students being homeschooled. "At what stage of home schooling do we send the school a letter asking for…
“A topiary expert walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular version involving a horse is: "A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,…