Jexodus (Jewish/Jews + exodus)
"Jexit" (Jewish/Jews + exit) is a term to describe Jewish Americans leaving the Democratic party. The "Jexit" term is a variation following the popular term "Brexit."…
Jexit (Jewish/Jews + exit)
"Jexit" (Jewish/Jews + exit) is a term to describe Jewish Americans leaving the Democratic party. The "Jexit" term is a variation following the popular term "Brexit."…
“The cool kids don’t eat animals”
"The cool kids don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "The cool kids don't eat animals. - Anon #vegan" was posted on Twitter by…
“Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends”
"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends. --…
“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their shit together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A thesaurus version is: "A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern..."…
“Surround yourself with nachos, not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“Nachos not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“We will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done”
"We will continue to have (these) meetings until we find out why no work is getting done" or ("We will continue having lots of meetings until I/we find our why no work is getting…
“I told a joke on a Zoom call today and no one laughed. I guess I’m not remotely funny”
Zoom video communications became popular in 2020 during the coronavirus pandemic. Some people told jokes on Zoom calls. "I told a joke on a Zoom call today and no one laughed. I guess I'm…
“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their life together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“Zoot (noun): when you toot on a zoom call”
"ZOOT (NOUN): WHEN YOU TOOT ON A ZOOM CALL" was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (an image is shown of the message on the restaurant's sign) on April 19, 2020. That is, when…
“Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times”
"Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic (and others) on October 11, 2014. The joke probably…
“I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients”
"I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been made in several slightly…
“I hate when I walk into the kitchen for food and only find ingredients”
"I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been made in several slightly…
“Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges”
SunnyD (previously named Sunny Delight) is an orange drink (or other flavors). Ingredients include mostly water and high fructose corn syrup, with less than 2% fruit juice. "Sunny D tastes…
“I wish 7 hours of sleep went as slow as 7 hours of school”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work or school”
"I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work (or school)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The hours of sleep seem to go by quickly, but the hours of work or…
“My other car bumper sticker is funny” (bumper sticker)
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…