“Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourself!”
"Brace yourself" doesn't mean to put braces on your own teeth, but there are jokes. "Dentists are going on strike...brace yourselves" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot…
“What rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?”/“Mount Rushmore.”
The Mount Rushmore National Memorial is a sculpture with the heads of four U.S. presidents carved into the granite face of Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills in Keystone, South Dakota. A riddle is:…
“When the citizens question their government, it’s called a conspiracy theory”
"When the government questions its citizens for suspicions of a crime, it's called an investigation. When the citizens question their government, it's called a conspiracy theory.…
“Orthodontists are going on strike. Brace yourself!”
"Brace yourself" doesn't mean to put braces on your own teeth, but there are jokes. "Dentists are going on strike...brace yourselves" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot…
“End the war before it ends you”
"End the war before it ends you" is a peace slogan that has been printed on many images. "I'm sending you back, son, and I hope we end the war before it ends you" is a line…
“What’s the saddest hole in a building?”/“A weep hole.”
A riddle about weep holes was posted on Twitter by ArchStudentProblems on December 6, 2013: Q: What's the saddest hole in a building?A: A weep hole! "What is the saddest component of a…
“I’ve mixed I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter with butter & now I don’t know what to believe!”
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a substitute product for butter. "RT: @haydenblack: I put butter in my I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Now I don't…
“I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey…”
Folksy "placeholder" words sound more ridiculous in the same sentence. "I've told them a hundred times 'Don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the…
“Why do girls float?”/“They’re boyn’t.”
"Buoyant" has nothing to do with "boy," but "boyn't" is a pun. "Boys always sink but girls don't because they're boyn't" was posted on…
“Why is it called a sperm bank and not a cumpany?”
"Why call a sperm bank a cryobank.....might as well call it a Cumpany" (cum + company) is a portmanteau word suggestion that was posted on Twitter by Olufemi on August 19, 2011.…
“Don’t touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob”
Folksy "placeholder" words sound more ridiculous in the same sentence. "I've told them a hundred times 'Don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the…
“If you want to start a company and run it yourself then that’s your business”
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
“If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business”
"That's your business" usually means "that's your life/prerogative" and does not refer to an actual business, but there are jokes. “@cluedont: If you want to set up…
“The existence of the meatball sub implies that there is a meatball dom”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to "sub" sandwiches, but there are jokes. "Meatball dom / meatball sub" was posted on Twitter by…
“How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?” (joke)
“How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?” is a joke with many punchlines. A popular version is: Q: How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Not sure, first…
“Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated”
"Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Have a #GoodMorning and a nice day [and... never…
“People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their Zoom meetings”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work at home, through Zoom meetings. "People who used to be late and blamed it on traffic are still late to their zoom meetings"…
“I know several jokes in sign language. I guarantee nobody has ever heard them”
Sign language is not a spoken language. A joke was posted on AskReddit on July 9, 2020: "I know several jokes in sign language. I guarantee nobody has ever heard them." Reddit --…
“Trans girls float really well. They’re boyn’t”
"Buoyant" has nothing to do with "boy," but "boyn't" is a pun. "Boys always sink but girls don't because they're boyn't" was posted on…
“I almost caught COVID yesterday, but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many stores having social distancing stickers where customers can stand at a distance from each other. The joke is that a person is safe standing on a…