“Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today”
“Today would have been my birthday if I was born today” (or “Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today”) is a saying—with variations—that has been printed on many images. The speaker then uses this excuse to celebrate by getting something.
“today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on X/Twitter by adolf rizzler on November 6, 2020. “today would have been my birthday if i was born today…..” was posted on X/Twitter by j e s s on November 8, 2020. “Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on Facebook by Mark Dearious on March 21, 2021, and this received over 165,000 likes.
“Buying myself a little treat today because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on Facebook by Kathssuccs on July 22, 2025. “Buying something nice for myself because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝓡𝓔𝓓𝓗𝓞𝓞𝓓 on July 31, 2025. “Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on X/Twitter by ghost girl rose on AUgust 2, 2025. “Ordering myself a little treat because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today” was posted on X/Twitter by ρяι¢єℓєѕѕ on September 29, 2025.
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adolf rizzler
@WatkinsKashief
today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
5:56 AM · Nov 6, 2020
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Zarah Kennedy
@xzarahk
today would’ve been my birthday if i was born today
1:38 AM · Nov 7, 2020
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j e s s
@jessielism3000
today would have been my birthday if i was born today…..
11:53 PM · Nov 8, 2020
Reddit—Highdeas
HarleyQuinnnXo—November 9, 2020
Today would have been my birthday, if I was born today
Facebook
Meshaa Gill
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM ·
Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
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IMTERRIFIED
@IMTERRIFIED_
today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today
6:05 PM · Nov 9, 2020
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Alexander
@JustCapone
I just realized that today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today
7:09 PM · Nov 9, 2020
Facebook
Mark Dearious
March 21, 2021 at 11:14 AM ·
Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
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cutess
@cutiesodangi
buying a little gift for myself because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today
8:16 AM · Jul 16, 2025
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Adun
@____whitney_
Buying myself a sweet treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today
10:50 AM · Jul 16, 2025
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MOTHER-PEARL.🫧
@fiveStarhunn
buying a little gift for myself because today would have been my birthday if i was born today.
12:41 PM · Jul 16, 2025
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Bebo
@777riis
Buying myself a sweet treat because today would’ve been my birthday, if I was born today.
2:41 PM · Jul 21, 2025
Facebook
Kathssuccs
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM ·
Buying myself a little treat today because today would’ve been my birthday
if I was born today.
X/Twitter
𝓡𝓔𝓓𝓗𝓞𝓞𝓓
@REDHOOD_1111
Buying something nice for myself because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
Good morning everyone…!!
3:07 AM · Jul 31, 2025
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ghost girl rose
@TeenyGhosts
Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today
11:40 AM · Aug 2, 2025
Bluesky
Anne Luvs Bassets
@anneluvsbassets.bsky.social
[Buying something nice for myself, because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
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Aug 10, 2025, 6:39 AM
Instagram
juddstreatbar
August 21, 2025
(“Buying myself a little treat today because today would have been my birthday if I was born today” is shown on a short video.—ed.)
Facebook
Introverts are Awesome
August 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM ·
(“Buying myself a little treat today because today would have been my birthday if I was born today” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
Dad Jokes
August 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM ·
Buying something nice for myself, because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today
Facebook
Kathssuccs
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM ·
Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today
X/Twitter
ℓυиα
@_Lxna_
I’m gonna go get myself a little treat because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
8:00 AM · Sep 17, 2025
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ρяι¢єℓєѕѕ
@cantremix
Ordering myself a little treat because today
would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.
2:31 PM · Sep 29, 2025
Facebook
All You Can Eat
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM ·
Ordering myself a little treat because today
would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.