“Can we try turning the country off and on again?”
The 2020 COVID-19 pandemic made life difficult for many countries. "Has anyone tried turning the country off and on again?" -- something one does to a computer system -- is a joke that…
“Has anyone tried turning the country off and on again?”
The 2020 COVID-19 pandemic made life difficult for many countries. "Has anyone tried turning the country off and on again?" -- something one does to a computer system -- is a joke that…
“Who is the healthiest member of the army?”/“General Wellbeing.”
A military riddle is: Q: Who is the healthiest member of the army?A: General Wellbeing. "Who's the healthiest man in the army? General Wellbeing" was posted on Twitter by James on…
“The ‘Canadians are nice’ stereotype is funny considering their favorite sport…” (hockey joke)
A hockey joke was posted on Twitter by randy on November 20, 2020: "The 'Canadians are nice' stereotype is funny considering their favorite sport is beating the absolute fuck out of…
“If that were true it would be on the news”
"If that was/were true it would be on the news" is a saying that occurs to some people when told of some event (child trafficking, food and vaccine safety, political corruption and more).…
“There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data”
"There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" -- no second type is given -- is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images.…
“If you don’t program your mind, your mind will be programmed”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“If you don’t program your mind, it will be programmed for you”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“But if that was true it would be on the news”
"If that was/were true it would be on the news" is a saying that occurs to some people when told of some event (child trafficking, food and vaccine safety, political corruption and more).…
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists if you are poor”
"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The image is from the game Final Fantasy Tactics…
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class”
"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The image is from the game Final Fantasy Tactics…
“Strippers don’t have A/C in their rooms. OnlyFans”
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
“Strippers don’t have air conditioning in their homes. OnlyFans”
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers. OnlyFans has nothing to do with fans that generate wind, but there are jokes. "stripper bitches don’t got…
“We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving. Invite neighbors to dinner, murder them, take their land”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land" was said by…
“My deer cloning operation has succeeded! I can finally make a quick buck”
Making a "quick buck" has nothing to do with deer, but there are jokes. "I think I've perfected a speedy way of cloning deer. I should make a quick buck" was posted on…
“The most dangerous 8 seconds in sports” (bull riding)
The sport of bull riding requires the rider to stay on top of the bull for eight seconds. It has been called "the most dangerous eight seconds in sports." "The most dangerous eight…
“The most dangerous eight seconds in sports” (bull riding)
The sport of bull riding requires the rider to stay on top of the bull for eight seconds. It has been called "the most dangerous eight seconds in sports." "The most dangerous eight…
“Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by ‘Watch this. hold my beer’”
"Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by 'Watch this. hold my beer'" is a saying that has been printedon many images. "Bull riding is probably one of those…
“Don’t keep calm. Go out and change the world”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Go change the world" is a variation that has been printed on many images.…
“Don’t keep calm. Go change the world”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Go change the world" is a variation that has been printed on many images.…