“I either drink coffee or I say bad words to strangers”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“I either drink coffee or say bad words to everyone”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both”
"I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding, I do both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I either drink COFFEE or say bad words to strangers" was…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a CNN reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a BBC reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a news reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme has been popular on conservative websites,…
“If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school”
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. "If my last name was pepper I would go to medical school" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Charles Rogers on February 8, 2014. "if my…
Crème Brûlée on a Stick (toasted marshmallows or Peeps)
Peeps are marshmallows shaped into animals. Peeps (or marshmallows) on a stick toasted over a flame have been called "Crème brûlée on a stick." "Have you ever roasted Peeps? Like…
“Flan is the Spanish crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Flan is the Mexican crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Crème brûlée is just French flan”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "U kno.... creme brulee is jsut French flan... I see through your lies French ppl..." was posted on Twitter by isimonito on November 12, 2016.…
“Whenever I see a commercial with a woman in a tub with two cucumber slices on her eyes…”
"Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is" is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter…
“If you leave an alcoholic drink for Santa this year, it must be accompanied by a substantial meal”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic closed many bars and restaurants. Some bars were allowed to serve drinks, but only if the establishment also served a "substantial meal."…
“Religious dogma is doing what we are told, no matter what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Obedience is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Conformity is doing what everybody else is doing, regardless of what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what everybody else is doing”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I’d make a COVID joke, but it would be tasteless”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused sufferers to lose a sense of taste. "I wanted to make a COVID joke, but I think that'd be pretty tasteless" was posted on Twitter by…