“Mint is just reverse spicy”
"Minty is just reverse spicy" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 4, 2018. "Minty food is just reverse spicy food" was posted on Twitter by Jovi 2021 on December…
“What did the router say to the doctor?”/“It hurts when IP.”
Internet Protocol (IP) sounds like "I pee," and, of course, there are jokes. "What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP" was posted on…
“Madder than a hornet in an old Coke can”
Entry in progress -- BP (Oxford English Dictionary)as mad as a hornet North American.1848 Tioga (Wellsboro, Pa.) Eagle 12 Jan. 1/4 While old Darling, who was mad as a hornet, was gwine to have…
“What did the internet connection say as it went to the toilet?”/“IP.”
Internet Protocol (IP) sounds like "I pee," and, of course, there are jokes. "What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP" was posted on…
“To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m making my house into a Chinese restaurant”
Many Chinese restaurants put up Christmas decorations and never seem to take them down. "To avoid taking down my Christmas decorations..I'm converting my house into a Chinese…
“To avoid taking down my Christmas decorations, I’m converting my house into a Chinese restaurant”
Many Chinese restaurants put up Christmas decorations and never seem to take them down. "To avoid taking down my Christmas decorations..I'm converting my house into a Chinese…
“As mad as a hornet” (“Madder than a hornet”)
Entry in progress -- BP (Oxford English Dictionary)as mad as a hornet North American.1848 Tioga (Wellsboro, Pa.) Eagle 12 Jan. 1/4 While old Darling, who was mad as a hornet, was gwine to have…
“Minty is just reverse spicy”
"Minty is just reverse spicy" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 4, 2018. "Minty food is just reverse spicy food" was posted on Twitter by Jovi 2021 on December…
“I’m a politician.” / “Honest?” / “No, the regular kind.”
“I’m a lawyer.” “Honest?” “No, the regular kind" is a lawyer joke that was posted on the newsgroup alt.bbs.wildcat on February 15, 1996. The joke is that the speaker had meant…
“All of us stuck at home should call random numbers in India & ask about the extended car warranty”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to be locked down in their homes. "All of us stuck at home, should call random numbers in India and ask them about their extended…
“4:04 Sleep Not Found”
HTTP 404 (Page Not Found) is a computer code that shows that the information sought is not available. "4:04 Sleep Not Found" (being awake at 4:04 AM) is a joke that has been printed on…
“I’m a lawyer.” / “Honest?” / “No, the regular kind.”
“I’m a lawyer.” “Honest?” “No, the regular kind" is a lawyer joke that was posted on the newsgroup alt.bbs.wildcat on February 15, 1996. The joke is that the speaker had meant…
“If you’re going to be salty, bring the tequila”
"If you're going to be salty, bring the tequila" is a jocular saying (usually referring to drinking margaritas) that has been printed on many images. "It's ok to be salty…
“I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time”
"I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“I like my women like I like my margaritas: salty and full of tequila”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap and Asian”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“Got my Pfizer vaccine this morning. Pfeeling pfine!”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in several companies competing to make vaccines. One of those companies was Pfizer, Inc. (pronounced without the "p," like…
“I like my friends like I like my margaritas: salty”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap and Japanese”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day and hit a birdie. It was a partridge on a par three”
A Christmas joke of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" changes the line "partridge in a pear tree" to a golfing version of "a partridge on a par 3." "A…