“Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved”
"Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved" (or "If you think things are bad now, just wait until the people who just wanted to be left alone get…
“When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals”
"When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "When exposing a…
“My dad’s sisters can’t get Covid. They have antibodies”
"Antibodies" have nothing to do with the bodies of "aunts," but there are jokes. The jokes became popular during the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Why does your…
“My mom’s sister doesn’t get Corona. She has an auntie body”
"Antibodies" have nothing to do with the bodies of "aunts," but there are jokes. The jokes became popular during the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Why does your…
“Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems? Because of their auntie-bodies”
"Antibodies" have nothing to do with the bodies of "aunts," but there are jokes. The jokes became popular during the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Why does your…
“If you think things are bad now, wait until the people who wanted to be left alone get involved
"Wait until the people who just want to be left alone get involved" (or "If you think things are bad now, just wait until the people who just wanted to be left alone get…
“The tyrants don’t create the tyranny. Your obedience does”
"The tyrants don't create the tyranny. Your obedience does" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was posted on Facebook by Dawn of Peace on December 6, 2020.…
“What do you get if you drop a piano on a child?”/“A flat minor.”
A piano riddle is: Q: What do you get if you drop a piano on a child?A: A flat minor. "RT @nessie111: Drop a piano on a kid and you've a flat minor" was posted on Twitter by…
“If you’re planning to drink tonight, please remember to wander around your house responsibly”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to celebrate New Year's Eve at home. The usual cautions of "stay safe" and "drink responsibly" didn't…
“If I had to choose between freedom of speech and my gun, I’d choose my gun…”
"If I had to choose between freedom of speech and my gun, I'd choose my gun. Then I'd say what I want because I have a gun" is a Bill of Rights saying that has been printed on…
“Dill Piccolo—the wind instrument that plays only sour notes”
There is a "piccolo" (a wind instrument), there is a "dill pickle" (a pickled cucumber) and then there is a "dill piccolo -- the wind instrument that plays only sour…
“I sexually identify as a microwave dinner…” (joke)
"I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Lisa Marie on October 7,…
Dill Piccolo (dill pickle + piccolo)
There is a "piccolo" (a wind instrument), there is a "dill pickle" (a pickled cucumber) and then there is a "dill piccolo -- the wind instrument that plays only sour…
“This New Year’s Eve, remember to drink and wander around your house responsibly”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to celebrate New Year's Eve at home. The usual cautions of "stay safe" and "drink responsibly" didn't…
“Jesus walks into a bar. The barman looks up…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An anti-joke involving Jesus (who can turn water into wine) is: "Jesus walks into a…
“Life Hack: When cutting bagels, put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady”
A bagel has a hole in it. The hole is not to put one's finger inside to "stabilize" the bagel -- a finger could be cut off -- but there are jokes. "I wonder how many people have…
“The ‘h’ in Democrat stands for honesty”
"The 'h' in Democrat stands for honesty" is a Republican saying that has been printed on many images. "The H in Democrat stands for Honesty" was posted on Twitter by…
“Poop before midnight. You don’t want to be carrying the same shit into the new year”
"Make sure u poop before midnight. U dont wanna start the new year wit the same shit" was posted on Twitter by Slim The Phenom on December 31, 2009. The advice is given on December 31st,…
“Ew, 2020”
"Ew, 2020" has been printed on many images. The year 2020 was difficult for many people, primarily because of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Ew, David" is a catchphrase…
“Not my circus, not my monkeys. But the clowns definitely know me”
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" -- meaning "not my business" -- is a Polish saying (nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy) that became popular in English by about 2013. "Not my…