“4:04 Sleep Not Found”
HTTP 404 (Page Not Found) is a computer code that shows that the information sought is not available. "4:04 Sleep Not Found" (being awake at 4:04 AM) is a joke that has been printed on…
“I’m a lawyer.” / “Honest?” / “No, the regular kind.”
“I’m a lawyer.” “Honest?” “No, the regular kind" is a lawyer joke that was posted on the newsgroup alt.bbs.wildcat on February 15, 1996. The joke is that the speaker had meant…
“If you’re going to be salty, bring the tequila”
"If you're going to be salty, bring the tequila" is a jocular saying (usually referring to drinking margaritas) that has been printed on many images. "It's ok to be salty…
“I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time”
"I don’t know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“I like my women like I like my margaritas: salty and full of tequila”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap and Asian”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“Got my Pfizer vaccine this morning. Pfeeling pfine!”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in several companies competing to make vaccines. One of those companies was Pfizer, Inc. (pronounced without the "p," like…
“I like my friends like I like my margaritas: salty”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap and Japanese”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day and hit a birdie. It was a partridge on a par three”
A Christmas joke of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" changes the line "partridge in a pear tree" to a golfing version of "a partridge on a par 3." "A…
“Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation?”/“At the Howl-iday Inn.”
"Howliday Inn" (1982), a juvenile novel by James Howe, is a portmanteau of the word "howl" and the hotel chain "Holiday Inn." "Q. What is a werewolf's…
“What do you call an enchilada in England?”/“A centimeterilada.”
There are no inches in the word "enchilada," but there are jokes about a "centimeterlada" or "centimeterilada." "Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?"…
“They don’t have enchiladas in Europe. They have centimeterladas”
There are no inches in the word "enchilada," but there are jokes about a "centimeterlada" or "centimeterilada." "Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?"…
“It just isn’t Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes”
"It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes" (or "It's not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of…
“It’s so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake”
"It's so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by @EarlDibblesJr on…
“It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes”
"It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes" (or "It's not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of…
“If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry Christmas again”
"If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry Christmas" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker wants to wish people a happy Christmas, whether that is…
“I want abs…olutely all the food”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the tacos”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry fucking Christmas”
"If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry Christmas" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker wants to wish people a happy Christmas, whether that is…