“What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?”/“‘Is Pepsi okay?’”
Many diners ask for “coke” when they want a soda. If the establishment has Pepsi cola instead of Coca-Cola, a server usually asks, “Is Pepsi okay (as a substitute drink)?” Pepsi made a 2019 television ad on the ‘Is Pepsi OK?” question. (“No Coke, Pepsi” was also in a 1978 Saturday Night Live sketch.)
“Coke” can be confused with “cocaine.” “I don’t mind when a waitress says, ‘Is Pepsi fine?’ when I ask for some coke, but when my drug dealer says it, it’s kind of annoying” was posted on Twitter by Steve Dutzy on June 5, 2011. “‘Is Pepsi OK?’ - World’s worst drug dealer” was posted on Twitter by D.N. Schmidt Books on July 28, 2011.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 23, 2021:
Q: What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?
A: “Is Pepsi okay?”
“I feel bad that nobody’s checking up on Coca Cola’s well-being. Everyone asks if Pepsi is okay” is a related joke.
Wikipedia: Pepsi
Pepsi is a carbonated soft drink manufactured by PepsiCo. Originally created and developed in 1893 by Caleb Bradham and introduced as Brad’s Drink, it was renamed as Pepsi-Cola in 1898, and then shortened to Pepsi in 1961.
Twitter
Steve Dutzy
@SteveDutzy
I don’t mind when a waitress says, “Is Pepsi fine?” when I ask for some coke, but when my drug dealer says it, it’s kind of annoying.
2:55 AM · Jun 5, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
D.N. Schmidt Books
@Writepop
“Is Pepsi OK?” - World’s worst drug dealer
4:15 PM · Jul 28, 2011·Twuffer
Twitter
Amy vintagejunqueamy
@VintageJunkAmy
“Is Pepsi OK?” - World’s worst drug dealer (via @Writepop)
3:45 PM · Aug 5, 2011·Twittelator
Twitter
Sarah haining
@Sezhaining
“Is Pepsi OK?” - World’s worst drug dealer http://bitly.xaijo.com/tamika
10:34 AM · Feb 2, 2013·Mobile Web (M2)
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SUCKSTOBEYOUNURD February 18, 2015
If you were a drug dealer and someone asked you if you brought the coke, it’d be really funny to ask “is Pepsi okay”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/querius March 7, 2016
*First day as drug dealer*
Giggles “coke isn’t available, is Pepsi ok?”
gets stabbed
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Bodgie7878 November 6, 2016
I asked my drug dealer if he had any coke.
He said “Nah, sorry mate, I’ve run out. Is Pepsi okay?”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SqueakerClan June 24, 2018
My first day as a drug dealer
Me: Sorry we’ve run out of coke, is Pepsi ok?
Client: *stab
Me: Ok, have a nice day
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ManMan36 July 31, 2018
I got beaten up after I told a customer “we don’t have coke, is Pepsi okay?”
My first and last day as a drug dealer.
Twitter
dushka W-M they/them BLM
@lifeofdushka
If I was a drug dealer I’d just go around giggling and telling my customers “we don’t have coke, is Pepsi ok?” #4amthoughts
10:57 PM · Feb 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/baronradd February 23, 2021
What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?
“Is Pepsi okay?”
Twitter
Dad
@ImYourDad___
What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?
“Is Pepsi okay?”
11:22 PM · Feb 23, 2021·IFTTT
Twitter
Dad Jokes!
@dadgivesjokes
What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?
“Is Pepsi okay?”
5:43 PM · Feb 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone