Jibjab (vaccine jab)
"Jibjab" is the "jab" of Covid vaccine. Hugo Talks often used "jibjab" as a catchword in his videos. "Sheeple will be lining up for the jibjab and dying in…
“Why do they call them lifts in the UK & elevators in the US?”/“Because we’re raised differently.”
Why does one country use the term "lifts" and another country use the term "elevators"? "In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because…
“You can literally go the rest of your life without eating”
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
“How does a kaiju find a home?”/“Through Godzillow.”
Godzilla is a famous fictional monster in Japanese films who often destroys houses. Zillow is an American online real estate marketplace company. There is no "Godzillow," but there are…
“Just turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus”
The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus -- the transformation of water into wine. "RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I'm going to turn decade-old boxed wine into…
“Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating or drinking”
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
“United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches”
"United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches" (or "America: Texas and 49 bitches") is a Texas saying that has been printed on many images. The "49…
“You eat chicken nuggets, but you refuse a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Name ingredients in Pop Tarts”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“It’s not a pandemic. It’s an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…
“I went to Starbucks and asked for a medium roast. The barista said I had small ears”
A person who enters a coffee shop and orders a "medium roast" probably doesn't want a light ribbing, but there are many jokes. "Asked for a medium roast at Starbucks and the…
“You eat hot dogs your entire life, but refuse a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“Viruses mutate over time. Covid started as a pandemic, and now it’s become an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…
“The first symptom of Covid is no common sense”
The first symptom of Covid-19 is often said to be the loss of the sense of smell (or taste). "The first symptom of Covid is no common sense" is a saying that adds a comment on that.…
“So you’ve been eating hotdogs and McChickens all your life, but don’t want the vaccine because…”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“You eat sausages your whole life, but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it”
Many people were afraid to take COVID-19 vaccines because they didn't know what's in them. "You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s…
“Jesus turns water into wine. I turn wine into vomit”
The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus -- the transformation of water into wine. "RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I'm going to turn decade-old boxed wine into…
“Potholes in Texas will change your radio station and lock your doors”
Many places have car-changing potholes. "Chattanooga potholes will change your radio station , lock your doors , end the transmission and pop holes in 3/4 tires" was posted on Twitter by…
“Gyozas are just Japanese pierogies”
The Polish pierogi (plural, "pierogi" or "pierogis" or "pierogies") has been compared to the Japanese gyoza (plural, "gyoza" or "gyozas").…
“I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others”
"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others" is a Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic saying that has been printed on many images.…