"The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart"

“Supreme Court” is different from “supreme quart,” but there are jokes.

“The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on February 3, 2001. The joke originated on the website PunoftheDay.com.

“if anyone was wondering where water droplets go to settle disagreements: the supreme quart” was posted on Twitter by Becca Mia on December 5, 2018. “Where do water droplets go to settle disputes? The Supreme Quart” was posted on Twitter by StormwaterGO on April 1, 2019. “Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? The Supreme Quart” was posted on Twitter by ELGA LabWater on February 24, 2020.

“Volume measurement disputes are settled at the Supreme Quart” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on October 8, 2021.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
“Puns of the Weak” 2/2/01
Stan Kegel
Feb 3, 2001, 3:33:46 AM
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The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)

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Rosa Lei Steinard.
@Lensman23
Pun of the Day: The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart.
12:15 PM · Aug 29, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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mantic59
@mantic59
The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. #pun
8:55 AM · Oct 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Container and Packaging
@container
“Q: what is the ultimate liquid measure? A: The supreme quart. Now that you are doubled over from the pain of… http://fb.me/OPvrvAZ5
5:27 PM · Jun 26, 2013·Facebook

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spooky sirota
@MySirota
Where do you go when you’ve broken a dairy law? The Supreme Quart #milkmonday
3:38 PM · Jul 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Jordan Perham
@jperham27
The governing body of dairy products needs to be called the Supreme Quart, let me tell you what
5:35 PM · Jun 13, 2015·Twitter for Android

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Harry Hoover
@harrywhoover
Where do you take your legal disputes over liquids? The Supreme Quart. #dadjokes
9:10 AM · Jul 19, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Becca Mia
@jbgrgonzales
if anyone was wondering where water droplets go to settle disagreements:
the supreme quart
11:08 AM · Dec 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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StormwaterGO
@StormwaterG
Where do water droplets go to settle disputes?
The Supreme Quart
#AprilFoolsDay
1:08 PM · Apr 1, 2019·Twitter for Android

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ELGA LabWater
@sciencewater
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
#MondayBlues #Water #Jokes #ELGALabWater
https://elgalabwater.com
9:02 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheFireMan12321 January 6, 2021
Where do pints go to settle their legal troubles?
The Supreme Quart

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Lucca Lorenzi
@lucca_the_jucca
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
#MCJ180 #ADPRDogs
11:30 PM · Apr 29, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Harry Hoover
@harrywhoover
Today’s Dad Joke: Where do you take your legal disputes over liquids?
The Supreme Quart.
10:00 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for iPad

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Andee Harry
@AndeeHarry
Q. Where can raindrops settle an argument?
A. The Supreme Quart.
5:31 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter Web App

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The Meadows Center
@MeadowsC4Water
We couldn’t help it… here’s one more:
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart
1:05 PM · Oct 8, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Volume measurement disputes are settled at the Supreme Quart.
4:15 PM · Oct 8, 2021·Twitter Web App

“The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart”