“Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a “wine and cheese party”...without cheese…and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. “I’m hosting a cheese and wine party. On my own. Without the cheese” was posted on Twitter by Alan on December 5, 2009.
“MAXINE - I’m throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. Only for myself. And without the cheese. http://fb.me/1TgOso0Jb” was posted on Twitter by Lily Thompson on March 5, 2013. The saying is from a “Crabby Road” comic illustration of the “Maxine” character by John Wagner.
“Top tip make a cheese and wine party better by having no cheese and dont invite any guests…- Fiona” was posted on Twitter by rymann on November 5, 2013. “Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests” was posted on Twitter by Москва - Петушки at about the same time on November 5, 2013. “Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests #toptip” was posted on Twitter by Dr Andy Cope on February 21, 2016.
“Make your wine and cheese party more fun by having no cheese. And no guests” was posted on Twitter by Len Wanner on October 3, 2016. “Have a cheese & wine party but make it more fun by having no cheese or guests” was posted on Twitter by Dave Wright on November 1, 2020. “Make your cheese and wine party more fun by having no cheese or guests” was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on October 9, 2021.
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Alan
@alansheppard
I’m hosting a cheese and wine party. On my own. Without the cheese.
7:49 PM · Dec 5, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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The cøn man
@THE_C0N_MAN
Having a cheese and wine party without the cheese. http://instagr.am/p/ippeU/
5:01 PM · Jan 19, 2012·Instagram
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Ezra
@ezraLovespie
Sometimes I like to throw myself wine & cheese parties.
Without the cheese, or other people.
9:54 PM · Oct 25, 2012·TweetDeck
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Flossie the Floozy
@Flossiefrufru
so who else is joining me for a cheese and wine party tonight? Without the cheese….#wine
2:10 PM · Nov 16, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Barbara J Shelton
@barbjan10
I’m throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. Only for myself. And without the cheese. http://pinterest.com/pin/202450945721411117/ via
@pinterest
6:04 PM · Mar 5, 2013·Twitter for Websites
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Lily Thompson
@LilyThompson18
MAXINE - I’m throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. Only for myself. And without the cheese. http://fb.me/1TgOso0Jb
9:51 PM · Mar 5, 2013·Facebook
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One Cork Or Cap At A Time
@OneCorkAtATime
Today’s #Wine Funny: I’m throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. Only for myself, and without the cheese 😊 I… http://fb.me/2o9h1MYKf
10:48 PM · Mar 5, 2013·Facebook
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rymann
@bloinch
Top tip make a cheese and wine party better by having no cheese and dont invite any guests…- Fiona
12:22 PM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Москва - Петушки
@NiamhErofeeva
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests.
12:25 PM · Nov 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Paley;
@PaleyPaley1
Viz top tip : improve your cheese n wine party by having no cheese and no people
3:26 PM · Dec 8, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Billy Blakeman
@five2tenracing
Make your cheese & wine party more appealing by having no cheese and no guests.
7:20 AM · Jan 5, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Just Wines
@justwines
Wine & Cheese Party, Without Cheese #JustWines
(The following text uses a comic character Maxine from “Crabby Road” at Maxine.com.—ed.)
I’m throwing a wine
and cheese party
tonight. Only for
myself. And
without the cheese.
2:05 AM · May 23, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Wine World
@vineexp
No cheese. Only wine. Wine glassHappy person raising one hand #WomenWhoLoveWine #wine #vino #wineparty #cheese #party #cheeseandwine #maxine #ilovewin…
(The following text uses a comic character Maxine from Maxine.com.—ed.)
I’m throwing a wine
and cheese
party tonight.
Only for myself.
And without
the cheese.
10:22 AM · Jul 11, 2014·IFTTT
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Dr Andy Cope
@beingbrilliant
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests
#toptip
3:58 PM · Feb 21, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Len Wanner
@LenWanner
Make your wine and cheese party more fun by having no cheese. And no guests.
7:01 AM · Oct 3, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Dr zaberknackers
@AZabukas
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests
2:55 PM · Nov 22, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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CJDrakey
@CJDrakey
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing. By having no cheese or guests
7:02 AM · Feb 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Andy Ferguson
@AndyFerguson10
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing with no cheese or guests. You’re welcome
8:59 AM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Stephen
@mcgeebers
Replying to @sarajcox
Make any cheese and wine party you are hosting all the more enjoyable by having no cheese or guests
6:36 AM · Oct 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Sarah Clarke Photography
@sarahphoto1
Replying to @SarahVaci
My favourite Christmas tip to date is: Make your Christmas cheese and wine party far more enjoyable by having no cheese or guests!
8:09 AM · Nov 27, 2019 from Chagford, England·Twitter for iPhone
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Stephen Obrien
@Stephen64158507
Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests.
5:30 AM · Oct 3, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Dave Wright
@DaveWrigh
Replying to @TJQ73
Have a cheese & wine party but make it more fun by having no cheese or guests
6:45 AM · Nov 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Geoff Harrison
@GeoffHa70552138
Replying to @SirBasilBrush
Make your wine and cheese party more enjoyable by omitting the cheese. And guests.
11:40 AM · Dec 18, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Make your cheese and wine party more fun by having no cheese or guests
2:54 AM · Oct 9, 2021·Twitter for Android