“Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my leaves into my neighbor’s yard”
"I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Is it wrong to put butter on an all butter croissant?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
“I just received a ‘Save the Date’ message. I didn’t even know they were an endangered fruit?”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“Your groceries aren’t becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket is not the problem; your central bank is”
Economist and author Saifedean Ammous posted this on X/Twitter on August 18, 2024: "Your groceries aren't becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket…
“Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that”
"weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "weekends are a scam, you spend one…
“Absolutely wild that the doctor can prescribe you some medicine and then the insurance company can be like, ‘nah, not feeling it’”
A doctor can prescribe medicine, but that doesn't mean that the insurance company will pay for it. Many people don't think this makes any sense. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jesse…
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
A jocular description of each day of the work week was posted on Instagram by corporatebish on June 25, 2023: "Monday: Here we f**king go again Tuesday: Hate it here Wednesday: How TF is it…
“No one warns you that adulthood is just gaining and losing the same 15lbs until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…
“No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every year until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…
“I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard”
"I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I can’t believe it’s already the time of year again when I have to rake my leaves into my neighbor’s yard”
"I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“A lot of yall don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach”
A school's football (or basketball) coach sometimes teaches other subjects. "A lot of y’all don’t know bout politics cause your history teacher was the football coach and it shows.…
“The closest I’ve come to murder is holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop”
Oreos (sandwich cookies) are often dunked in milk, and there's a joke about that. "The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop"…
“My perfume store got robbed! They took every scent I had”
"Scent" shouldn't be confused with "cent," but there are jokes. "My candle store got robbed. They took every scent I had" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“My candle store got robbed. They took every scent I had”
"Scent" shouldn't be confused with "cent," but there are jokes. "My candle store got robbed. They took every scent I had" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“You might be from a small town if your history teacher was also the head football coach and called you by your last name”
A school's football (or basketball) coach sometimes teaches other subjects. "A lot of y’all don’t know bout politics cause your history teacher was the football coach and it shows.…
“If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys”
"If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys" (or "If money grew on trees, girls wouldn't mind dating monkeys") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If money grew on trees, girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys”
"If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys" (or "If money grew on trees, girls wouldn't mind dating monkeys") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Everything is connected… mostly by stupidity”
"Everything is connected... mostly by stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything is connected, mostly by stupidity" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Babe what’s wrong, you don’t like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?”
In the fall of the election year of 2024, many events happened at the same time. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amanda Fortini on October 1, 2024, and received over 75,000 likes: "Babe…