“It’s not about safety. It’s about control”
"It's not about safety. It's about control" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying before 2020 referred to gun control, but after 2020 usually refers to…
Vaxxtastrophe or Vaxtastrophe (vax/vaccine + catastrophe)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. Some people cautioned about the danger of these vaccines, using the term "vaxtastrophe" or "vaxxtastrophe" (vax/vaccine…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other people”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“My tin foil hat won’t give me myocarditis”
Many COVID-19 pandemic "conspiracy theorists" (sometimes known as the "tin foil hat" crowd) warned about taking the COVID-19 vaccines. The vaccines were known to cause many side…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“Crawdads imply the existence of crawmoms”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
Crawmom (crawdad + mom; a female crayfish)
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
“If the menu doesn’t have dollar signs by the prices, it’s too expensive”
Many expensive restaurants don't put dollar signs on their menus. This is said to make expensive menu items psychologically easier to order. "If the menu doesn't have dollar signs in…
“Crawdaddy implies the existence of a crawmommy”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
Change Decisions Constantly (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
Changes Decisions Constantly (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“You can buy a half chicken at Whole Foods”
Can you buy a half chicken at Whole Foods? The joke was popularized by American stand-up comedian and actor Brody Stevens (1970-2019). "Whole Foods? Once bought a half-chicken there. Get it?…
Quesadiarrhea (quesadilla + diarrhea; “case of diarrhea”)
Quesadiarrhea (quesadilla + diarrhea; "case of diarrhea") is not a food served at Taco Bell restaurants, but there are jokes. "Better than a quesadiarrhea" was posted on Twitter…
“It’s always 25 or 6 to 4 somewhere”
"25 or 6 to 4" is a song by the band Chicago that appeared on their second album, Chicago (1970). "It's (always) 25 or 6 To 4 somewhere" is a joke on the drinking saying,…
“A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of emergency. It is a dictatorship”
The COVID-19 pandemic extended over several years. Many governments used "emergency" powers during that time period. "A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of…
“Good days start with a great cup of coffee”
"Good days start with a great cup of coffee" is a coffee saying of unknown authorship. "Good days start with a great cup of coffee!" was posted on Twitter by jess on July 14,…
“It’s 25 or 6 to 4 somewhere”
"25 or 6 to 4" is a song by the band Chicago that appeared on their second album, Chicago (1970). "It's (always) 25 or 6 To 4 somewhere" is a joke on the drinking saying,…
“I once entered the World Kleptomaniac Championships. I took gold, silver and bronze”
"I entered a kleptomania competition. I got gold, silver and bronze" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 28, 2019, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 21, 2019. "I once…
“A state of emergency that lasts two years is no longer a state of emergency. It’s a power grab”
The COVID-19 pandemic extended over several years. Many governments used "emergency" powers during that time period. "A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of…
“Quesadillas are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…