“It’s always 25 or 6 to 4 somewhere”
"25 or 6 to 4" is a song by the band Chicago that appeared on their second album, Chicago (1970). "It's (always) 25 or 6 To 4 somewhere" is a joke on the drinking saying,…
“A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of emergency. It is a dictatorship”
The COVID-19 pandemic extended over several years. Many governments used "emergency" powers during that time period. "A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of…
“Good days start with a great cup of coffee”
"Good days start with a great cup of coffee" is a coffee saying of unknown authorship. "Good days start with a great cup of coffee!" was posted on Twitter by jess on July 14,…
“It’s 25 or 6 to 4 somewhere”
"25 or 6 to 4" is a song by the band Chicago that appeared on their second album, Chicago (1970). "It's (always) 25 or 6 To 4 somewhere" is a joke on the drinking saying,…
“I once entered the World Kleptomaniac Championships. I took gold, silver and bronze”
"I entered a kleptomania competition. I got gold, silver and bronze" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 28, 2019, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 21, 2019. "I once…
“A state of emergency that lasts two years is no longer a state of emergency. It’s a power grab”
The COVID-19 pandemic extended over several years. Many governments used "emergency" powers during that time period. "A state of emergency that lasts 2 years is no longer a state of…
“Quesadillas are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“Sopes are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“I’m not fat enough for this level of cold weather”
Rolls of fat can help a person (or an animal) insulate against cold weather. "I’m not fat enough for this level of cold weather" was posted on Twitter by The Protagonist on December 30,…
“I entered a kleptomania competition. I got gold, silver and bronze”
"I entered a kleptomania competition. I got gold, silver and bronze" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 28, 2019, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 21, 2019. "I once…
“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are”
"Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is usually credited to Benjamin Franklin…
“Fall in love with your bills and maybe they’ll leave you, too”
"Fall in love with your bills and maybe they'll leave you, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "FALL in LOVE with your BILLS and Maybe they'll…
“What do you call something that can’t be forklifted?”/“Unpalletable.”
"Unpalatable" (disagreeable or distasteful) is not the same thing as "unpalletable" (involving a pallet), but there are jokes. "Forklift operators do not care for puns -…
“Forklift operators do not care for puns. They find them unpalletable”
"Unpalatable" (disagreeable or distasteful) is not the same thing as "unpalletable" (involving a pallet), but there are jokes. "Forklift operators do not care for puns -…
“Mexican pizza is just a flat taco”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“You can buy half a chicken at Whole Foods”
Can you buy a half chicken at Whole Foods? The joke was popularized by American stand-up comedian and actor Brody Stevens (1970-2019). "Whole Foods? Once bought a half-chicken there. Get it?…
“Nachos are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“Chalupas are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“I bought a half-chicken at Whole Foods for 20% off and now all math is meaningless to me”
Can you buy a half chicken at Whole Foods? The joke was popularized by American stand-up comedian and actor Brody Stevens (1970-2019). "Whole Foods? Once bought a half-chicken there. Get it?…
“Nachos are just open-face tacos”
Nachos are sometimes called open-face(d) tacos. "Tostadas are a better fit for 'open faced taco' honors. Nachos are 'exploded tacos'" was posted on Twitter by Brad…