“What’s the coldest kind of cheese?”/“Brrrrrrata. ”
A Burrata cheese riddle is: Q: What’s the coldest kind of cheese?A: Brrrrrrata. "What kind of cheese is the coldest? Burrata cheese" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Lassoff on…
Alain Locke and Harlem Renaissance as the “Big Apple” (1920s; suggested in 1988)
Alain Leroy Locke (1885-1954) was the first African-American Rhodes Scholar and a professor of philosophy at Howard University in Washington, D.C. He guest edited Survey Graphic in March 1925 for a…
Hablanero (habla + habanero)
"Habanero" is a hot variety of chili pepper. "Hablanero" -- "habla" is Spanish for "speak" -- is a joke. "El hablanero pimiento, the speaking…
“The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached”
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
“The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner. There were strings attached”
"There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" is an English nursery rhyme. "RT@punoftheday The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings…
“Once upon a time, there was an ox…” (oxtail joke)
"Oxtail" is not the same as "ox tale," but there are jokes. "my local butcher is a sarcy fucker,i went in there today and asked if he had an oxtail,he said 'once upon…
“You know the food is expensive when the restaurant menu has no dollar signs”
Many expensive restaurants don't put dollar signs on their menus. This is said to make expensive menu items psychologically easier to order. "If the menu doesn't have dollar signs in…
“It’s not about safety. It’s about control”
"It's not about safety. It's about control" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying before 2020 referred to gun control, but after 2020 usually refers to…
Vaxxtastrophe or Vaxtastrophe (vax/vaccine + catastrophe)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines. Some people cautioned about the danger of these vaccines, using the term "vaxtastrophe" or "vaxxtastrophe" (vax/vaccine…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other people”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“My tin foil hat won’t give me myocarditis”
Many COVID-19 pandemic "conspiracy theorists" (sometimes known as the "tin foil hat" crowd) warned about taking the COVID-19 vaccines. The vaccines were known to cause many side…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“Crawdads imply the existence of crawmoms”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
Crawmom (crawdad + mom; a female crayfish)
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
“If the menu doesn’t have dollar signs by the prices, it’s too expensive”
Many expensive restaurants don't put dollar signs on their menus. This is said to make expensive menu items psychologically easier to order. "If the menu doesn't have dollar signs in…
“Crawdaddy implies the existence of a crawmommy”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
Change Decisions Constantly (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
Changes Decisions Constantly (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“You can buy a half chicken at Whole Foods”
Can you buy a half chicken at Whole Foods? The joke was popularized by American stand-up comedian and actor Brody Stevens (1970-2019). "Whole Foods? Once bought a half-chicken there. Get it?…
Quesadiarrhea (quesadilla + diarrhea; “case of diarrhea”)
Quesadiarrhea (quesadilla + diarrhea; "case of diarrhea") is not a food served at Taco Bell restaurants, but there are jokes. "Better than a quesadiarrhea" was posted on Twitter…