“If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on”
"If it gets any hotter, I'll have to take off stuff I really ought to keep on" was printed in the yahoo! news article "Things Southerners Say When It's Hot" by Valerie…
World Holocaust Organization (World Health Organization or WHO nickname)
The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations concerned with public health. Some WHO critics give it the nickname "World Holocaust Organization."…
“I had a dream I was driving a Ferrari last night. I was fast, asleep”
This pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 28, 2022: "I had a dream I was driving a Ferrari last night... I was fast, asleep." A Ferrari is an Italian luxury sports car that can go…
“Hotter than doughnut grease” (very hot)
Someone who is "hotter than donut/doughnut grease" is someone who is very attractive (or "hot"). The expression is also used for someone on a hot streak, and for hot weather.…
“I can’t believe the entire Siberian Orchestra is trans”
Trans-Siberian Orchestra (TSO) is an American rock band. "Trans-Siberian" usually means "across Siberia," but there are jokes where "trans" means…
“Hotter than doughnut grease” (very hot)
Someone who is "hotter than donut/doughnut grease" is someone who is very attractive (or "hot"). The expression is also used for someone on a hot streak, and for hot weather.…
“Hotter than donut grease at a fat man convention” (very hot)
Someone who is "hotter than donut/doughnut grease" is someone who is very attractive (or "hot"). The expression is also used for someone on a hot streak, and for hot weather.…
“Hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July” (very hot)
Entry in progress -- BP “Hotter than noon on the Fourth of July" and “Hotter than the Fourth of July” are related sayings. Newspapers.com Newspapers.com3 July 2009, The Daily Oklahoman…
“Hotter than noon on the Fourth of July” (very hot)
Entry in progress -- BP “Hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July” and “Hotter than the Fourth of July” are related sayings. Newspapers.com3 July 2009, The Daily Oklahoman (Oklahoma…
“Hotter than doughnut grease at a fat man convention” (very hot)
Someone who is "hotter than donut/doughnut grease" is someone who is very attractive (or "hot"). The expression is also used for someone on a hot streak, and for hot weather.…
“The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee’s so delicious I think I’ll have two!”
"The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee's so delicious I think I'll have two!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "The sun is up. The sky is…
“Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon”
"Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "Work Hard. Play Hard. Be Kind. Eat Bacon. Bacon is good stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“The United States is the greatest country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“Did you hear about the boxing match between a rabbit and a hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points”
"Did you hear about the boxing match between the rabbit and the hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by C. Joke on January 10, 2010. The hedgehog has…
“Boxing between a squirrel and a hedgehog. The squirrel went nuts, but the hedgehog won on points”
"Did you hear about the boxing match between the rabbit and the hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by C. Joke on January 10, 2010. The hedgehog has…
“America is the greatest country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“Hotter than the Fourth of July” (very hot)
Entry in progress -- BP “Hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July” and “Hotter than noon on the Fourth of July" are related sayings. Newspapers.com3 July 2009, The Daily Oklahoman…
“The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
“America is the best country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
Good As You (“gay” backronym)
"Good As You" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "gay." Some people like it and some do not. "Good As You?" (a program on "Brass Tacks" on BBC2) was…