"I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but…

“I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work” is a jokes that has been printed on several iamges.

“I know a lot of jokes about retired people. But none of them work” was posted on Twitter by Henrik B on October 7, 2013. “Why cant you tell a good joke about retired people? Because none of them work!” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 12, 2022.

“I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work” is a similar joke.

Twitter
Henrik B
@henrikbmusic
I know a lot of jokes about retired people.
But none of them work.
10:43 AM · Oct 7, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jay Harlin 🎶
@Jayharlinmusic
”@henrikbmusic: I know a lot of jokes about retired people.
But none of them work.” Haha made me chuckle
10:46 AM · Oct 7, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Sam Lin
@vegansamyo
I have a few jokes about retired migrant workers, but none of them work anymore
8:06 PM · Dec 4, 2017·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Mr_McMuffins July 29, 2018
I know a lot of jokes about retired people
But none of them work

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/LoliH-Entai April 26, 2019
I know a lot of jokes about retired people…
But they all don’t work

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/KyotoKyoto2525 August 11, 2020
I’ve know alot of jokes about retired people…
But they never worked

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/balkso October 29, 2020
I know a lot of jokes about retired people..
but none of them work!!!

Twitter
Signals
@SignalsCatalog
https://bit.ly/2UMBGaP
“I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.” At least they have more time now to listen to your jokes.
(The joke is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
10:01 AM · Jul 24, 2021·SmarterQueue

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@dadjokes_OG
I know a lot of jokes about retired people.
But none of them work.
5:13 PM · Apr 9, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JellyDumbCat August 12, 2022
Why cant you tell a good joke about retired people?
Because none of them work!