"How did Mussolini win the race?"/"He was…

“Fascist” shouldn’t be confused with “fastest,” but there are jokes.

“How did Mussolini win the race? ... he was the fascist. #mysadattemptatajoke” was posted on Twitter by CJ Way on January 22, 2013. “How did Benito Mussolini win the race? He was the fascist in Italy” was posted on Twitter by Kaitlyn🍊 on April 21, 2015.

“Why did hitler win the race? Because he was the fascist” was posted on Twitter by pfizec on November 27, 2015. “Why did the nazi win the race? He was the fascist” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 11, 2022. “A Nazi will likely win the race because they’re the fascist” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on September 11, 2022.

Wikipedia: Fascism
Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy.

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CJ Way
@gayday_parade
How did Mussolini win the race?
... he was the fascist. #mysadattemptatajoke
@TheEllenShow #classicjoketuesday
9:45 PM · Jan 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Kaitlyn🍊
@VolWife
How did Benito Mussolini win the race? He was the fascist in Italy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
4:16 PM · Apr 21, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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pfizec
@pfizec
Why did hitler win the race? Because he was the fascist.
12:46 PM · Nov 27, 2015·Twitter for Android

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Andrew Depreston Florio
@andypanda1798
Why did Donald Trump win the race?
Because he was the fascist
credit to jordan’s instagram
@iZackJames @NGXB827 @RichChu1
10:42 PM · Dec 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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King of England Christopher Arrin
@ChrisKarban1
How did Hitler win the race?
He was the fascist.
9:31 PM · Mar 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Redleh
@Redleh66
Replying to @pbpost
I think DeSantis will win the race because he is the fascist one out there running.
7:56 PM · Aug 10, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

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Steely Nad (dick/balls)
@ForFanfare
Replying to @POTUS
You’re the fascist. Congrats on winning the race.
9:43 PM · Sep 3, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/HAFFOXGAMING September 11, 2022
Why did the nazi win the race?
He was the fascist.

I’ll find the door, thank you.
Edit to add: Screw nazis this is a joke not support. 😊

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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
A Nazi will likely win the race because they’re the fascist.
9:25 PM · Sep 11, 2022·Twitter Web App

“How did Mussolini win the race?”/“He was the fascist.”