“Well, That Didn’t Work: An Abbreviated History of Communism” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: An Abbreviated History of Communism" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. "'Well, that didn't work' - a brief…
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“Cabinet installer arrested! Charged with counter fitting”
"Counterfeiting" shouldn't be confused with "counter fitting," but there are jokes. "Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen. They were charged…
“Socialism works so well that people build boats from trash to escape it”
"Socialism works so well that people build boats from trash to escape it" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying refers to the many images, for example, of Cuban…
“Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 4000 BC”
"Capitalism: Funding all other -isms since 4000 BC" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, capitalism provides financial prosperity so that people can afford to adopt…
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme”
"Be the reason why someone gets mad over a (fucking) meme" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme" (shown…
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a meme”
"Be the reason why someone gets mad over a (fucking) meme" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme" (shown…
“It’s not that I can’t speak until I’ve had my coffee. It’s just that my words are buffering…”
"It's not that I can't speak until I've had my coffee. It's just that my words are buffering while the caffeine loads" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Restaurants omit pants in ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ because they serve bottomless brunch”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“We are not conspiracy theorists. You are just a blind fool”
"We are not conspiracy theorists. You are just a blind fool" is a saying that has appeared on a meme since September 2022. America's Best Pics &…
“Hello, Monday, you bastard”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“We don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“If you forget the rules of chess, don’t worry… you’re allowed to check”
"If you forget the rules of Chess don't worry... you're allowed to check" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 26, 2019. "If you ever forget the rules of chess,…
“I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you’re in a good mood for like 32 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion..”
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian, and author Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1726/27) has nothing to do with Fig Newton cookies, but there are jokes. "Newton taught…
“I can remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I’m in a good mood for about 27 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Give him someone else’s fish and he’ll vote for you”
Entry in progress -- BP “Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; give a man a welfare check and he’ll vote for a Democrat” is a related saying. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a…