“My alone time with coffee is for everyone’s safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
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“My alone time with coffee is for your safety”
"My alone time is for your safety" (or "My alone time is for everyone's safety") is a popular coffee/tea/wine saying that has been printed on many images. The sayings have…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally bake a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a soufflé”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a crème brûlée”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make food”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a person, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make fries”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“What do you call a gay French bread?” (NSFW riddle)
An NSFW joke about a baguette is: Q: What do you call a gay French bread? A: A faguette. "Faguette" is "faggot" + "baguette." "What do you call a gay French…
“Snow: Shit No One Wants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“You have to pay taxes so they protect you from what they’ll do to you if you don’t pay taxes”
"You have to pay taxes so they protect you from what they'll do to you if you don't pay taxes. That's how mafia works" is a saying that has been printed on an image.…
“Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee”
"Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bring on winter and any excuse to drink MORE coffee!!" was posted on…
Rabbi Hole (rabbi + rabbit hole)
"Rabbi hole" (rabbi + rabbit hole) is a term that went viral after secret tunnels were discovered at the World Headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement, a synagogue located at 770…
“Bike hair, don’t care”
"Bike hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biker hair, don't are" has also been printed on many images. The speaker cares more about…
“Biker hair, don’t care”
"Bike hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biker hair, don't are" has also been printed on many images. The speaker cares more about…