“Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a "crackhead," but there are jokes. "Who called it a nutcracker and…
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“Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn’t offend your bitch ass”
"Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn't offend your bitch ass" is a jocular holiday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on sweaters since at…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with big balls?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with a big dick?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…
“What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?”/“A pineapple.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you get when you combine/cross/mix a Christmas tree with an iPad?A: A pineapple. The Christmas tree is often a pine tree, and an iPad is made by Apple Inc.…
“It’s hell to the naw naw degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
“It’s hell to the nah nah nah degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
“It’s hell to the nah degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
“It’s hell to the naw degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
“Taxation is red. Taxation is blue. Taxation is theft. They don’t care about you”
"Taxation is red. Taxation is blue. Taxation is theft. They don't care about you" (the "red" and "blue" refer to Republicans and Democrats) is a “Roses are…
Vaxxecute (vaccinate + execute)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines, and many people believed that these vaccines were unsafe. The portmanteau words "vaxxecute" (vaccinate + execute) and…
“It’s hell nah degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
“It’s hell naw degrees outside”
"It's hell naw degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell naw, I ain't goin' out") is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO…
Vaxxecution (vaccination + execution)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to vaccines, and many people believed that these vaccines were unsafe. The portmanteau words "vaxxecute" (vaccinate + execute) and…
“Coffee is an essential part of my ‘responsible grown up’ disguise”
"Coffee is an essential part of my 'responsible grown up' disguise" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Sweatpants…
“If medicine worked, you wouldn’t need to refill your prescription”
"If medicine worked, you wouldn't need to refill your prescription" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the pharmaceutical industry doesn't…
“Make sure you are happy in real life, not just on social media”
"Make sure you're happy in real life, not just for the internet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make sure you're happy in real life not just for the…
“Make sure you’re happy in real life, not just for social media”
"Make sure you're happy in real life, not just for the internet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make sure you're happy in real life not just for the…