“Poppy seeds imply the existence of mommy seeds”
There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds. "There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds.........??" was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17,…
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“Headphones imply the existence of shoulderphones, kneephones, and toephones”
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Blood oranges > Crip oranges”
"Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a "blood orange," and some have suggested there must be a "crip orange." "Got some…
“Blood oranges imply the existence of Crip oranges”
"Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a "blood orange," and some have suggested there must be a "crip orange." "Got some…
“Headphones, shoulderphones, kneephones and toephones” (sung to “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”)
There are headphones, but other body parts do not have phones. "shoulderphones!!" was posted on Twitter by Gray on May 24, 2011. "I need new headphones shoulderphones kneephones…
“Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere”
"Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a "blood orange," and some have suggested there must be a "crip orange." "Got some…
“Wine consumed as comfort drink is an emotional sup port beverage”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE HELL IS THE LID”
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
“Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID”
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
“I don’t like soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next a cookies and candy holiday…”
"In the US, we have a candy holiday, followed by a pie holiday, next, a cookies and candy holiday before a boozer holiday, and we call it 'flu season' rather than sugar poisoning…
Dementiacrat (dementia + Democrat)
"Dementiacrat" (dementia + Democrat) is a term sometimes used for "Democrat" by their opponents. The term has been applied both to Democrat candidates (such as Joe Biden) and to…
“My emotional support animal is a fried chicken”
"My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An emotional support animal is usually a live animal,…
“My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit”
"My emotional support animal is a chicken. A four piece. With a biscuit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An emotional support animal is usually a live animal,…
“Sunday, a day to relax, drink coffee, and just be”
"Sunday, a day to relax, drink coffee, and just be" (shown on an image by Free Spirited) was posted on Facebook by Coffee and Quotes on March 12, 2017. "Sunday, a day to relax, drink…
“Whenever I hear the phrase ‘Power of Attorney’ I always imagine someone being bitten by…”
"Whenever I hear the phrase 'Power of Attorney' I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by JerryThomas on June 24,…
“The plain fact of the matter is that New York is much too good for New Yorkers”
"The plain fact of the matter is that New York is much too good for New Yorkers" was written by American journalist Heywood Broun (1888-1939), from "I'll Show You the City"…
“New York is cocaine, opium, hashish”
American short story writer and journalist Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) wrote to Samuel Loveman on May 28, 1911: "This is my dull period -- I've been pleasuring for weeks in New York, and…