“Apparently ‘just fuck me up’ is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks”
"Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks" (or "Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks")…
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“My wife Rose is leaving me because of my obsession with pens. Bye Rose”
Ballpoint pens are called "biros" in the United Kingdom. "My 1st girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pens . I was heartbroken as she left all I could say was . Bye…
“It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘And another thing!’”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“Subtitles imply the existence of domtitles”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“It’s like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back…”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“This is the Staten Island Ferry” (NSFW joke)
A joke has a sailor promise to stow away a beautiful woman in his ship so she can get to Europe. The sailor hides her in his cabin, but the captain finds her. "He said he's taking me to…
“Subtitles are at the bottom of the screen. Domtitles are at the top of the screen”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don’t blame a Mexican just because you’re unemployable”
"Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame a Mexican just because you're unemployable" is a pro-immigration poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red,…
“Bottoms get subtitles; tops get domtitles”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“Defund politicians”
"Defund the politicians" (or "Defund politicians") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2020, with the George Floyd protests and…
“It matters not, to free men, what tyrants write on paper”
"It matters not, to free men, what tyrants write on paper" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "It matters not, to free men, what tyrants write…
“Please stop calling them Boomers. The proper term is CAPS LOCK-AMERICAN”
The "caps lock" key on a computer keyboard causes all letters to be capitals. This, on the internet, is usually equated with shouting. The term "CAPS LOCK-AMERICAN" or…
MILF (Man, I Love Friday)
"MILF (Man, I Love Fridays)" -- sometimes with the singular "Friday" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's usually a euphemism for the real definition…
“Well slap me silly and call me Darlin’, it’s Friday!”
"Well slap me silly and call me Darlin', it's Friday!" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Similar sayings are in this Slate article, "Butter My Butt…
“I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism. I wasn’t stealing songs; I was just taking notes”
"Taking notes" usually means "making notes," not "taking" or "stealing" them. Several jokes involve music school and music "notes." "I once…
CAPS LOCK-AMERICAN
The "caps lock" key on a computer keyboard causes all letters to be capitals. This, on the internet, is usually equated with shouting. The term "CAPS LOCK-AMERICAN" or…
MILF (Man, I Love Fridays)
"MILF (Man, I Love Fridays)" -- sometimes with the singular "Friday" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's usually a euphemism for the real definition…
“I got expelled from music school for theft, but all I was doing was taking notes”
"Taking notes" usually means "making notes," not "taking" or "stealing" them. Several jokes involve music school and music "notes." "I once…
“Manicotti implies the existence of pedicotti”
There are manicures and there are pedicures. There is manicotti, but there is no pedicotti. "How about mani/pedicotti?" was posted on Twitter by Pwincess Chawwotte ✨ on July 9, 2014.…
“I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism. I didn’t steal songs; I was just taking notes”
"Taking notes" usually means "making notes," not "taking" or "stealing" them. Several jokes involve music school and music "notes." "I once…