“Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?”
"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on…
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“Coffee. Wine. Bed. Repeat”
"Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "the story of my life... coffee - wine - sleep repeat" was posted on Twitter by Nectar Spokane on…
“A heart shaped pizza is less pizza! Stay woke”
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
“Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money”
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
“When I get my tax money, I’m cooking my ramen noodles in Fiji water”
"When I get my tax money, I'm cooking my ramen noodles in Fiji water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ramen noodles are what a poor person eats, while Fiji…
“May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your business”
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
“If you let them use you as a lab rat, don’t be surprised when they put you in a cage”
A 15-minute city is a planned living environment that some governments are forcing on citizens. "IF YOU LET THEM USE YOU AS A LAB RAT, DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY PUT YOU IN A CAGE…
“Monday after Super Bowl should be a national holiday”
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
“May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your mf business”
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
“When I get my taxes, I’m boiling my ramen noodles in Fiji water”
"When I get my tax money, I'm cooking my ramen noodles in Fiji water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ramen noodles are what a poor person eats, while Fiji…
“Does swimming in debt count as cardio?”
"Swimming in debt doesn't count as cardio" (or "Does swimming in debt count as cardio?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Does swimming in…
“Swimming in debt doesn’t count as cardio”
"Swimming in debt doesn't count as cardio" (or "Does swimming in debt count as cardio?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Does swimming in…
“I support renewable energy. It’s called coffee”
"I support renewable energy. It's called coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Yes, I support renewable energy. It’s called coffee" was…
“It’s called a smart city because if they called it a concentration camp…”
"It's called a smart city because if they called it a 'concentration camp,' you might not want to live there" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A…
“I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs”
"I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs" (or "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m…
“I’m joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs”
"I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs" (or "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m…
“My neighbor has joined the War on Drugs…on the side of drugs”
"I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs" (or "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m…
“I’m joining the war on drugs. I’m on the drugs’ side”
"I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs" (or "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m…
“I’m joining the war on drugs. I’m on the side of drugs”
"I have joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs" (or "I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m…
“For legal reasons, everything I post on Facebook is a joke”
"For legal reasons, everything I post on Facebook/Twitter is a joke" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "For legal reasons, everything I say is a…