“Thin Mints implies the existence of Thick Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
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“You know what rhymes with Friday? Hennessy”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“What’s an anagram of “thaws’”
"What’s is an anagram of 'thaws'" was posted on the newsgroup uk.rec.sheds on February 21, 2000. "What's an anagram of thaw" was posted on Twitter by Neil…
“Thin Mints implies the existence of Thicc Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Rum”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“Thin Mints imply the existence of Thick Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away before they answered?” (UPS joke)
Delivery drivers (such as UPS, FedEx and Amazon) often ring the doorbell -- and then run away. A popular meme jokes about this. "As a kid, did you ever knock on people’s doors and run away…
“Ticketmaster implies the existence of Ticketcommander”
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
“Ticketmaster implies the existence of Ticketsubmissive”
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
“Ticketmaster implies the existence of Ticketslaves”
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
“If they said on the news we’re running out of air some idiots would be outside with plastic bags”
"If they said on the news we’re running out of air, some idiots would be outside with plastic bags trying to catch it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, you…
“Twitter is for people who want attention while being left alone”
The social media service Twitter allows people to communicate, but not face-to-face. This was posted on Twitter by Man of Letters on December 23, 2022: "Twitter is for people who want…
“Ticketmaster implies the existence of Ticketsub”
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
“The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels…”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Every time I cough I hear words like knight bishop pawn & queen. Dr. said I had a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
“Don’t feed me crap and tell me it’s ice cream”
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…
“Don’t feed me manure and tell me it’s ice cream”
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…
“Don’t feed me bullshit and tell me it’s ice cream”
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…