“Ramen.—Scooby Doo ending a prayer”
Some jokes identify the word "amen" in "ramen" (noodles). "ramen - Scooby Doo ending a prayer" was posted on Twitter by Andy on April 6, 2022. "'Ramen.'…
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“Coffee makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Coffee makes me happy. You, not so much" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee Makes Me Happy You Not So Much T-Shirt" was posted on Zazzle on…
Cold Cheese Pizza (also called “Oneonta slice”)
"Cold cheese pizza" used to be pizza that's no longer warm, but it's also the name of a special variation of pizza. Tino's Pizza and Restaurant in Oneonta, New York, served…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the mainstream media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
Oneonta: Cold Cheese Pizza (or “Oneonta slice”)
"Cold cheese pizza" used to be pizza that's no longer warm, but it's also the name of a special variation of pizza. Tino's Pizza and Restaurant in Oneonta, New York, served…
Long Island: “Long Island implies the existence of Short Island”
There is a Long Island, New York. There is no Short Island, New York. "If they have Long Island why dont they have Short Island" was posted on Twitter by ~BadBlood~ on October 18, 2013.…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
Oneonta Slice (cold cheese pizza, invented in Oneonta, NY)
"Cold cheese pizza" used to be pizza that's no longer warm, but it's also the name of a special variation of pizza. Tino's Pizza and Restaurant in Oneonta, New York, served…
“Whiskey makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Whiskey makes me happy. You, not so much" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by We Love Whiskey on January…
“Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the mainstream media”
"Survival tip #1: Never trust the government or the (mainstream) media" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "SURVIVAL TIP #1 NEVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT OR THE…
“Wine makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Wine makes me happy. You, not so much" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Awesome T-Shirts on May 17, 2015.…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expected nothing, but you still let me down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I really love being on a government watchlist with all of you”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I really love being on a government watchlist with all of you" is a poem that has been printed on many images. There were various citations on…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You’re getting neither, so calm the fuck down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. I expect nothing, and I’m still let down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You’re not getting either, so calm the fuck down”
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
“If couples celebrate Valentine’s Day, what do single men celebrate?”/“Palm Sunday.”
A not-safe-for-work joke is told about Valentine's Day. "If Valentines Day is for lovers... what day is for single men... Palm Sunday" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
“If Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, what day is special for singles?”/“Palm Sunday.”
A not-safe-for-work joke is told about Valentine's Day. "If Valentines Day is for lovers... what day is for single men... Palm Sunday" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
“Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837”
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…