“I’m not Irish, but my coffee might be”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
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“I’m not Irish, but my coffee is”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“Winter is coming. Don’t forget to reverse your battery so the heat comes on…”
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
“It’s spring. Don’t forget to reverse your battery cables so the air conditioner comes on…”
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
“It was supposed to be a battle against the pandemic to protect the people…”
"It was supposed to be a battle against the pandemic to protect the people. It became a battle against the people to protect the pandemic" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“At no point in history have the people forcing others into compliance been the good guys”
"At no point in history have the people forcing others into compliance been the good guys" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originally meant compliance with…
“A virus didn’t change our lives. A tyrannical government did”
"A virus didn’t change our lives. A tyrannical government did" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying usually refers to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.…
“There is no plan to fix anything because the plan was to destroy everything”
"There is no plan to fix anything because the plan was to destroy everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Contrary to the political slogan of "Build Back…
“Kindness not only says good morning. Kindness makes the coffee”
"Kindness not only makes the coffee. Kindness says good morning" is a saying that has been printed on a poster and credited to "unknown." The saying appears in the book You…
The Most Jewish Spot on Earth (Brooklyn)
New York City is home to over one million Jews, and most live in the borough of Brooklyn. "The New York borough of Brooklyn is the most Jewish place on Earth outside of Israel" was posted…
“Anti-science is reading a notice on a mask box that it doesn’t protect against viruses…”
Many people wore face masks during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, the boxes that the masks came in usually admitted that a mask does not provide adequate protection against viruses.…
The Most Jewish Place on Earth (Brooklyn)
New York City is home to over one million Jews, and most live in the borough of Brooklyn. "The New York borough of Brooklyn is the most Jewish place on Earth outside of Israel" was posted…
“Digital ID & Digital Currency is a prison for every man, woman & child upon the earth”
"Digital ID and digital CURRENCY is a PRISON for every man , woman and CHILD on EARTH" was posted on Facebook by Lamilton West on September 23, 2022. "DIGITAL ID & DIGITAL…
“Kindness is like coffee. It awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both”
"Kindness is like coffee. It awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Kindness is like coffee. It…
“Hey, don’t call me a cynic but I’m starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping..
"Hey, don’t call me a cynic but I’m starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping pedophiles who run our government might not have our best interests in mind" (shown with…
“I wear my T-shirt to bed because my coffee shirt keeps me awake”
T-shirts have nothing to do with tea, but there are jokes. "I wear my T-shirt to bed because my coffee shirt keeps me awake" was posted on Twitter by Broken Puppet on March 13, 2020.…
“Thieves who stole 3 tons of tarmac have been hiding. Police are hoping they will resurface soon”
"Thieves who stole 3 ton of tarmac have been in hiding for 2 months now. A police spokesman said 'We are hoping they will resurface soon'" was posted on Twitter by 🤘⸸…
“Oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes”
Preheating an oven might take 12-15 minutes. To many people, these minutes seem long. "Idk about y'all, but I think oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes..." was…
“Preheat minutes are longer than regular minutes”
Preheating an oven might take 12-15 minutes. To many people, these minutes seem long. "Idk about y'all, but I think oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes..." was…
“What if the daylight didn’t want to be saved?”
There is daylight saving time (DST), but no one asked daylight its feelings in the matter. "What if the daylight didn't want to be saved?" was posted on Twitter by Jackie M. Briski…