“They say a banana a day cleans your colon. Then I found out you’re meant to eat them”

A banana a day can help the colon. However, one should eat the banana—and not attempt to directly insert it into the colon.
 
“Maxwell said a banana a day is good for keeping your colon clean. Turns out you gotta eat them though” was posted on Twitter by Ivy Picklebottom on October 16, 2009. “I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean, I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re suppose to eat them” was posted on Twitter by AkhmiiD (and others) on April 6, 2012. “I read that a #banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them…..” was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on March 29, 2013.
   
“Apparently, a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they’d told me that you’re supposed to eat them” was posted on Twitter by mark geoff vardy on February 1, 2018. “I read that a banana a day, helps to keep your colon clean… I just wish someone had told me I was supposed to eat them…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 28, 2018. “I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean. I just wish they’d told me I was supposed to eat them” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on March 28, 2018.
   
“They say a banana a day cleans your colon , Then I learnt you’re meant to only eat them” was posted on Twitter by Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 on April 14, 2023. “they say a banana a day cleans your colon, then I found out you’re meant to eat them” (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on April 16, 2023.
 
 
Twitter
Ivy Picklebottom
@IvyPicklebottom
Maxwell said a banana a day is good for keeping your colon clean. Turns out you gotta eat them though.
8:30 PM · Oct 16, 2009
   
Twitter
AkhmiiD
@Akhmiid
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean, I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re suppose to eat them.
7:30 AM · Apr 6, 2012
   
Twitter
Kartik Dhar
@KartikDhar
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean, I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re suppose to eat them.
2:52 PM · Apr 6, 2012
   
Twitter
♑️Deyon RN♑️ aka Uncrustables
@Willams_Fan
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean, I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re suppose to eat them.
6:36 PM · Apr 6, 2012
         
Twitter
Tony
@tonypony
i read that a banana a day will keep your colon clean
i just wish they would’ve mentioned that you are supposed to eat them
1:47 PM · May 1, 2012
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean.
I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re suppose to eat them.
7:04 PM · May 1, 2012
   
Twitter
Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
I read that a #banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them…..
5:47 AM · Mar 29, 2013
   
Twitter
Essence of Joy
@ozgirl747
I just read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them.
9:38 PM · Jul 12, 2016
   
Twitter
Duane A Barrett
@DuaneABarrett
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them…..
6:14 AM · Jul 1, 2017
   
Twitter
mark geoff vardy
@vardyvw
Apparently, a banana a day will help keep your colon clean.
I just wish they’d told me that you’re supposed to eat them.
9:19 AM · Feb 1, 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 28, 2018
I read that a banana a day, helps to keep your colon clean…
I just wish someone had told me I was supposed to eat them…
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean. I just wish they’d told me I was supposed to eat them.
6:15 AM · Mar 28, 2018
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 28, 2018
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean, but I just wish someone had told me I was supposed to eat them.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter July 19, 2018
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean…
I just wish they’d told me I was supposed to eat them…
       
Reddit—Jokes   
Posted by u/[deleted] August 1, 2018
I was told that bananas keep the colon clean.
I just wish they had told me you are supposed to eat them.
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 8, 2020
I read that a banana a day keeps your colon clean…. I just wish they’d told me, I was supposed to eat them.
 
Twitter
Al Snow
@TheRealAlSnow
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would’ve mentioned that you’re supposed to eat them…..
10:12 AM · Mar 30, 2022
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/YourOverLordisME January 11, 2023
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean…
I just wish they’d told me I was supposed to eat them…
 
Twitter
Badass Dad 🚬 🍺
@Badass_Superdad
They say a banana a day cleans your colon ,
Then I learnt you’re meant to only eat them
12:04 PM · Apr 14, 2023
     
Facebook 
Parris Reagan is feeling crazy with Meg Freeman Peck and 6 others.
April 15, 2023 at 12:24 PM ·
They Say a Banana a day cleans your Colon…
Now I find out you’re meant to eat them..
 
iFunny   
eatmexx
16 April 2023
they say a banana a day cleans your colon, then I found out you’re meant to eat them
 
iFunny
synchro1
20 April 2023
they say a banana a day cleans your colon, then I found out you’re meant to eat them
 
Twitter
Dennis (Redacted) ¯\_( ツ)_/¯
@grumpy_veteran
They say a banana a day cleans your colon.
Then I found out you’re supposed to eat them.
8:19 AM · Apr 20, 2023
 
Twitter
dream crusher
@Wildsau
They say a banana a day cleans out your colon.
Saving you the trouble - I have discovered they meant if you eat them.
2:44 PM · Apr 21, 2023
       
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25 April 2023
They say a banana a day cleans your colon. Then I found out you’re meant to eat them!
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Alpha-Studios April 29, 2023
A banana a day they said was good for cleaning the colon
It was a week before I realised you have to eat them
 
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
April 30, 2023 at 4:30 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
they say a banana a day cleans your colon,
then I found out you’re meant to eat them