“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
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“I left my self cleaning oven open overnight to see if it would do the rest of the kitchen”
Many people wonder why a self-cleaning over can't clean the rest of the kitchen, or the rest of the house. "Why hasn't anyone taken the idea of 'self-cleaning oven' and…
“I’m trying to teach my self cleaning oven how to do the rest of the house”
Many people wonder why a self-cleaning over can't clean the rest of the kitchen, or the rest of the house. "Why hasn't anyone taken the idea of 'self-cleaning oven' and…
“Today’s Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between”
"Today's Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So... Today's forecast - Sunrise, sunset and some…
“Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was allowing government to educate”
"Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was (in) allowing (the) government to educate our children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American writer,…
“Today’s Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some stuff in between”
"Today's Forecast: Sunrise, sunset and some shit in between" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So... Today's forecast - Sunrise, sunset and some…
“One of the greatest mistakes in American history was allowing government to educate our children”
"Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was (in) allowing (the) government to educate our children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American writer,…
“Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was in allowing government to educate”
"Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was (in) allowing (the) government to educate our children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American writer,…
“The facilities in a church should be called amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Christian hotels be like—Amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Does this hotel have prayer rooms?”/“No, sir. But we do have other amen-ities.”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“The whole point of living in New York City is indoors. You want greenery? Order the spinach”
Many New Yorkers do not get outside a lot to enjoy nature. Canadian-born American writer David Rakoff (1964-2012) said this in his book of essays titled Fraud (2001): "I do not go outdoors.…
“It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself why you don’t”
"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
“Fighter jets imply the existence of lover jets”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“Dreamcatcher implies the existence of dreampitcher”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Dream catchers imply the existence of dream pitchers, dream shortstops, an entire dream team”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Fighter jet implies the existence of rogue jet, wizard jet and cleric jet”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk”
"I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk. 🥃" was posted on Twitter by Grumpy Drunk 🍻 on March 22, 2023. "I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors…
“The existence of the ‘dreamcatcher’ implies the existence of a dreampitcher and a dreambatter, too”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors”
"I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors" (or "I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…