“Learn how to grow vegetables instead of electing them”
"Learn how to grow vegetables instead of electing them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "vegetable" can also mean a person in a vegetative state. "I…
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“DEI or Diversity Equity Inclusion is just a polite way to say Dumb Entitled Idiot”
"Diversity, equity, and inclusion" (commonly called "DEI") is defined by Wikipedia as an "organizational frameworks which seek to promote 'the fair treatment and full…
“Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 70%”
"Exercising for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "70%" is…
“I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“If you don’t think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone…”
"If you don't think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone who tries to think freely and be free" and "If you don't think…
“Being constantly offended doesn’t mean you’re right. It just means you’re too narcissistic to tolerate opinions…”
"Being constantly offended doesn't mean you're right. It just means you're too narcissistic to tolerate opinions different than yours" is a saying that has been printed on…
“If you don’t think people are under mind control, just look at how they treat anyone who thinks freely…”
"If you don't think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone who tries to think freely and be free" and "If you don't think…
“You’d be amazed at how many times I fucked around without finding a single thing out”
"Fuck around and find out" (FAFO) is a popular saying. If someone messes around with the speaker, then that person will fin out the consequences. "You'd be amazed at how many…
“The wife wants me to sell my exercise bike because I ‘don’t use it’...”
Many people don't use their exercise bikes. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on February 13, 2024: "The wife wants me to sell my exercise bike because I 'don't use it'.…
“Dairy is scary”
"Dairy is scary" is an anti-dairy saying that has been printed on many images. The "scary" parts include both the production or milk and the human consumption effects of milk.…
“Nut milk is not milk”
"Nut milk is not milk" has been printed on many images. The saying has been promoted by those in the dairy industry industry against products such as almond milk. "nut milk is not…
“If you want higher taxes, you’re not Robin Hood. You’re Prince John”
Robin Hood is a legendary heroic outlaw against taxes. The Sheriff and Prince John are historical figures for taxes. "If you want higher taxes, you ain't Robin Hood. You're the…
“If you want higher taxes, you ain’t Robin Hood. You’re the Sheriff”
Robin Hood is a legendary heroic outlaw against taxes. The Sheriff and Prince John are historical figures for taxes. "If you want higher taxes, you ain't Robin Hood. You're the…
“Coffee is my ultimate stress reliever”
"Coffee is my stress reliever" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is my ultimate stress reliever" (or "Coffee is the ultimate stress…
“Coffee is my stress reliever”
"Coffee is my stress reliever" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is my ultimate stress reliever" (or "Coffee is the ultimate stress…
“Niggas be living off their girls government assistance and try and act tough. Calm down John WIC”
Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) has nothing to do with the American neo-noir action film series and media franchise John Wick, but there are jokes. The…
“You can do it.—Tequila”
"You can do it. -- Tequila" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "You Can Do It -Tequila" was on Google Books in 2019. "'You can do it!'-…
“You can do it.—Vodka”
"You can do it. -- Vodka" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "'Trust me. You can do it.' Love, Vodka" was posted on Facebook by Belinda Campano on…
“As useless as the ‘ea’ in ‘tea’”
"The 'ea' in 'tea' is silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As useless as the 'ea' in Tea" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Work is unnatural. Man’s true purpose is to chill on his phone”
"Work is unnatural. Man's true purpose is to chill on his phone" was posted on X/Twitter by "boss" on September 15, 2023. The account has been removed and the original…