“From now on every bridge I cross I’m going 100 mph”
Maryland's Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed on March 26, 2024, after it was hit by a container ship. The collapse left many people wary about America's crumbling infrastructure.…
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“The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed”
"The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on…
“Sometimes I’m healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Me: Will it be hot, cold, sunny or rainy today? Spring: Yes”
"Me: Will it be hot, cold, sunny or rainy today? Spring: Yes" (or "Me: Will it be warm, cold, rainy, snowy or windy today? Spring: Yes") is a jocular spring saying that has been…
“Me: Will it be warm, cold, rainy, snowy or windy today? Spring: Yes”
"Me: Will it be hot, cold, sunny or rainy today? Spring: Yes" (or "Me: Will it be warm, cold, rainy, snowy or windy today? Spring: Yes") is a jocular spring saying that has been…
“I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m a professional now… I dislike the whole week”
Many people dislike Monday, which is the traditional start to the work week. "I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now... I dislike the whole week" is a jocular saying that has…
“If someone steals my identity, I really hope they pay off my debt”
"If someone steals my identity, I really hope they pay off my debt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "Although, if someone steals my identity, they have to pay…
“Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn’t available…”
"Just overhead a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by kel on…
“Coffee—Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings, fuck people… Mmmmmmmm coffee”
"Coffee -- Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings fuck people... Mmmmmmmm coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE. Because fuck…
“If by ‘camping” you mean my hotel room will face the woods, then yes I’m up for a camping trip!”
"If by 'camping" you mean my hotel room will face the woods, then yes I'm up for a camping trip!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have…
“If ‘camping’ means my hotel room faces the woods, then yeah, I’ll go camping”
"If by 'camping" you mean my hotel room will face the woods, then yes I'm up for a camping trip!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have…
“I listen to every genre of music. I’m polyjamorous”
"I listen to every genre of music. I'm polyjamorous" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The word "polyjamorous" is a portmanteau of the words…
Polyjamorous (polyamorous + jam)
"I listen to every genre of music. I'm polyjamorous" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The word "polyjamorous" is a portmanteau of the words…
“One day I wanna be ‘Fridge in the garage’ successful”
Everyone has a refrigerator in the kitchen, but not many people have a refrigerator in the garage. A refrigerator in the garage can store a special item, such as beer or steaks. "I don't…
“I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week”
Many people dislike Monday, which is the traditional start to the work week. "I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now... I dislike the whole week" is a jocular saying that has…
Big Apple Compost (2020-present)
Big Apple Compost works with the Department of Sanitation of New York City to compost yard waste and food waste. The Big Apple Compost Facebook page began in 2020. City Limits did a report at Big…
“They can’t balance the budget, but they’re all millionaires”
"Politicians -- They can't balance the budget, but they all become millionaires" (or "They can't balance the budget, but they're all millionaires") is a saying…
“They can’t balance the budget, but they all become millionaires”
"Politicians -- They can't balance the budget, but they all become millionaires" (or "They can't balance the budget, but they're all millionaires") is a saying…
“Instead of ‘British Summer Time’ and ‘Greenwich Mean Time’ we should just call them ‘Oven Clock Correct Time’...”
A suggestion about British time was posted on X/Twitter by English author, television presenter, producer, novelist, and comedian Richard Osman on March 25, 2018: "Instead of ‘British Summer…
“Has anyone here ever drank a pint of tequila? I know it’s a long shot”
"Has anyone on here ever drunk a pint of Tequila? I know it's a long shot" is a drinking pun that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Ward on January 31, 2012. "A pint of tequila?…