“A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints”
“A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Smart Water” is a product name, probably meaning “smart choice of water.” “Thin Mints” is a product name of Girl Scout Cookies; the mints are thin, but do not make you thin by eating them.
“A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart; I would like to take this opportunity to announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints” was posted on Facebook by Faye Spires Smith on September 29, 2019. “A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.😛” was posted on Facebook by Hilaria Hamm Rogers on September 30, 2019, and this received over 3,400 shares. “A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints” was posted on Facebook by Jeff Yowell on October 11, 2019.
Wikipedia: Glaceau Smartwater
Glaceau Smartwater (stylized as smartwater) is a brand of bottled water owned by Energy Brands, a subsidiary of The Coca-Cola Company. Introduced in 1996 as Ice Mountain Spring Water and Glaceau Mineral Water in the United States, it became known as Smart Water in 1998.
Wikipedia: Girl Scout Cookies
Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops.
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Thin Mints are the most popular Girl Scout Cookies.
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Faye Spires Smith
September 29, 2019 at 9:29 PM ·
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart; I would like to take this opportunity to announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
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Hilaria Hamm Rogers
September 30, 2019 at 3:45 PM ·
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
😛
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Hilaria Hamm Rogers
@RogersHilaria
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
😛
3:45 PM · Sep 30, 2019
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Missy
@Missykaupa
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
😛
9:03 PM · Sep 30, 2019
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Jeff Yowell
October 11, 2019 at 1:18 PM ·
A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
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Tom Pickering
@maspick
A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints! d:¬{D
#TomsDailyQuips
10:33 AM · Nov 2, 2019
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Ron Henzel drinks coffee for your protection. ☕
@ronhenzel
“A man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, and I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.”
(This is also shown on an image, from Oldtimers on Facebook.—ed.)
3:34 PM · Jan 5, 2020
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ReHillbillyTated
5 apr 2021
a Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart, would like to formally announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints…
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A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart. Id like to formally announce my lawsuit against thin mints…
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23 jun 2023
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A MAN IS SUING SMART WATER FOR NOT MAKING HIM SMART. I’D LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE MY LAWSUIT AGAINST THIN MINTS.
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wtfover—October 2, 2023
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart and I’d like to officially announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
A Pennsylvania man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart.
I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against thin mints…
8:30 AM · Apr 9, 2024
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Henry Winkler
@hwinkler4real
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A man is suing
Smart Water for not
making him smart,
and I’d like to
formally announce
my lawsuit against
Thin Mints.
5:24 PM · Jun 10, 2024