“Most people who wear ‘jogging’ pants do anything but jog”
Many people who wear jogging bottoms do not jog. "for years i preached hate against the types who wear jogging bottoms when they obviously do not jog... now, i wear them too (in…
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“Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Cats Everywhere”
"Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Dogs Everywhere" (shown on a sign worn by a dog) is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at the…
“Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Dogs Everywhere”
"Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Dogs Everywhere" (shown on a sign worn by a dog) is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at the…
“Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? Sayings that snow in November is caused by people prematurely decorating for Christmas have been printed on…
“Myself and money both leave the house at the same time but sometimes I’m the only one that comes back home”
"I cannot be friends with money anymore. We both leaving the house same time but is only me coming back home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I cannot be…
“I cannot be friends with money anymore. We both leaving the house same time but is only me coming back home”
"I cannot be friends with money anymore. We both leaving the house same time but is only me coming back home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I cannot be…
“‘Are you okay?’ No bro it’s literally Monday every 5 minutes”
Many people hate Monday, the traditional start of the work week. "I don't really understand this year...🤷🏽♂️ Every five minutes it's Monday! 🥱😏😮💨"…
“The only wasted vote is the one you cast for a politician”
Many people talk about "wasted" votes, such as a vote for a third party candidate who has no chance of winning the election. Somme people believe that voting in a state that is not a…
“Me every Monday: ok let’s try this again”
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
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“Life is scary without coffee”
"Life is scary without coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life without coffee is scary" has also been printed on many images. "Life without…
“Life without coffee is scary”
"Life is scary without coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life without coffee is scary" has also been printed on many images. "Life without…
“When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that”
"When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. "When does hibernation start because I am 100%…
“There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November”
Many people put up Christmas decorations early, such as in November. "There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“There are 12 days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November”
Many people put up Christmas decorations early, such as in November. "There are twelve days of Christmas. None of which are in fucking November" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“That sexy bulge in men’s pants that all women love and cannot resist, is called a wallet!”
"That sexy bulge in men's pants that all women love and cannot resist, is called a wallet!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "That sexy bulge in your…
“That sexy bulge in a guy’s pants that all women love and cannot resist, is called a wallet”
"That sexy bulge in men's pants that all women love and cannot resist, is called a wallet!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "That sexy bulge in your…
“Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Dogs Everywhere”
"Changing the clocks does not change feeding time. Signed Dogs Everywhere" (shown on a sign worn by a dog) is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at the…
“*People dying in horror movies* Me: but is the dog ok???”
Many pet lovers cannot watch a movie where a pet dies. "*People dying in horror movies* Me: but is the dog ok???" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "*people dying in…