“The bartender asked me, ‘What’ll you have?’ I said, ‘Surprise me’” (joke)
New York-based comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) often told a self-deprecating joke about going into a bar: "The bartender asked me, 'What'll you have?' I said,…
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“Be so good they can’t ignore you”
American comedian, actor and author Steve Martin told the Los Angeles (CA) Times in a 1991 interview: "A friend of mine once asked how to make it in show business and I said 'Be so good…
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”/“Probably in a mirror.”
"Where do you see yourself in 5-10 years?" is a common job interview question. The interviewer wants to know about the job applicant's general career plans. "Where do I see…
“Every master was once a disaster”
"Every master was once a disaster" is the well-known saying by business author and motivational speaker T. Harv Eker, cited in his book, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind: Mastering the…
“A politician is a man who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it”
"A politician is a man who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it" is a jocular one-line saying that is frequently credited to American composer and comedian Oscar Levant…
“The in-flight movie was so bad, people were walking out”
Airplanes in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s and 1990s showed a movie, and people did not have private screens or other devices that offered a choice of entertainment. The old joke went: "That…
Auld Mug (America’s Cup trophy nickname)
Thomas Lipton (1849-193), a Scotsman famed for his grocery stores and Lipton teas, wanted badly to win the America's Cup for England. He had yachts called Shamrock through Shamrock V, but he…
Transfarency (transparency + fare)
Southwest Airlines introduced its "transfarency" (transparency + fare) advertising campaign in 2015. The word "transfarency" was filed for a trademark on June 19, 2015.…
Zydecajun (zydeco + Cajun)
American Cajun singer Wayne Toups has called his brand of music "zydecajun" (zydeco + Cajun). The name "Zydecajun" is also the formal name of his group that recorded an album in…
Riveters (National Women’s Hockey League team)
The National Women's Hockey League -- the first-ever all women’s professional paid hockey league -- was announced in March and April 2015 with four inaugural teams, consisting of the Boston…
“Price it low, watch it go; price it high, watch it die” (real estate adage)
"Quote it low, watch it go" and "Quote it high, watch it die" are popular real estate adages in Australia and New Zealand, where real estate is sold at auction. If a price is…
“Publicity is like poison. It doesn’t hurt unless you swallow it”
The Penn State football team in 1962, under head football coach Rip Engle (1906-1983), had high expectations. (The team would finish 9-2.) Engle was quoted in the Philadelphia (PA) Inquirer on…
“The philosophy of the classroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next”
"The philosophy of the classroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next" is often said to be a quotation from Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865). However, no such…
“A lawyer’s time and advice are his stock in trade”
"A lawyer's time and advice are his stock in trade" is a classic legal aphorism that is often credited to Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865), but there's no evidence that he said it.…
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lose”
"If you you don't fight for what you love/want, (then) don't cry for what you lose/lost" is a saying that has been printed on posters. "If you don't fight for what you…
“Sex is like bridge…” (bridge joke)
The game of bridge has a popular sex joke connected with it: "Sex is like bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." The joke has been cited in print…
“We need the eggs” (joke)
A popular joke has a man visit a psychiatrist, saying, "Doctor, my son thinks he's a chicken." The psychiatrist suggests that the boy be sent to an institution. "We'd like…
Aquacise (aqua + exercise)
"Aquacise" (aqua + exercise) is an exercise done in water, such as in a swimming pool or a lake. "Aquacise" has been cited in print since at least April 1970, when it was…
“What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?”
New age music is incomprehensible to many people, hence the joke: Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: You get a different new age song. The new age music joke has been…
“What do you call a person who plays the viola?”/“A violator.”
A person who plays the viola is called a "violist" or simply a "viola player." However, a popular joke is: Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator. The…