“If you export bombs, don’t complain about importing refugees”
"If you export bombs, don't complain about importing refugees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you export bombs don't expect flowers in return"…
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“If you export bombs, expect to import refugees”
"If you export bombs, don't complain about importing refugees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you export bombs don't expect flowers in return"…
“It’s been suggested that dogs bark up to 350 times a day. Of course, that’s just a ruff estimate”
"Rough estimate" shouldn't be confused with "ruff estimate," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "I tried to find out exactly how loud my…
“I tried to find out exactly how loud my dog’s bark was. But I could only get a ruff estimate”
"Rough estimate" shouldn't be confused with "ruff estimate," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "I tried to find out exactly how loud my…
“Discover angry, mentally deranged strangers, you never knew existed, by simply expressing an opinion on X”
"Discover angry, mentally deranged strangers, you never knew existed, by simply expressing an opinion on Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is…
“Be the worst global citizen you can be”
Many people object to the term "global citizen." What does it mean? The term "global citizen" often means "global communism." "Be the Worst Global Citizen you can…
“Political correctness is a weapon used to silence people who tell the truth”
"Political correctness" can have a chilling (silencing) effect on free speech. "Political correctness is a weapon designed to silence people whose arguments you cannot refute"…
“Just finished my taxes. Apparently I owe Israel $11,375.82”
The United States gives a lot of U.S. taxpayer money to other countries. A joke is that someone has just finished doing personal income taxes and has figured out how much is owed to another…
“Just finished my taxes. Apparently I owe Ukraine $11,375.82”
The United States gives a lot of U.S. taxpayer money to other countries. A joke is that someone has just finished doing personal income taxes and has figured out how much is owed to another…
“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” (bumper sticker)
"I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” (bumper sticker) is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. "ok funny…
“How is it possible that every single book is a #1 New York Times Best Seller?”
The New York (NY) Times has a Book Review section, and it has had a weekly best seller list since October 12, 1931. There are many categories. For many people who buy books, it often seems that…
“If every book is a #1 New York Times best seller, which books are the number 2?”
The New York (NY) Times has a Book Review section, and it has had a weekly best seller list since October 12, 1931. There are many categories. For many people who buy books, it often seems that…
“Just finished my taxes and found out I still owe Ukraine $15,387.40”
The United States gives a lot of U.S. taxpayer money to other countries. A joke is that someone has just finished doing personal income taxes and has figured out how much is owed to another…
“A meeting without food should be an email”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any meeting without food should have been wrapped up in an email or WhatsApp Group”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“My dog ate my homework and then a migrant ate my dog”
In September 2024, a Springfield, Ohio pet-eating rumor was that Haitian immigrants were eating people's pets (cats and dogs). A new spin was provided on the jocular student homework excuse,…
“Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer my cranberry in its natural state, in the shape of a can of dog food”
When people eat cranberries (such as at Thanksgiving), it's usually from a can. The joke is that this is the "natural shape." "THIS is the natural state of cranberry sauce for…
“Under Communism, I’d be starving too much to have tits this big” (women’s T-shirt saying)
"Under Communism, I'd be starving too much to have tits this big" (women's T-shirt saying) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Under communism…
“Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment….” (Halloween joke)
"Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly." is a Halloween joke that…
“Why did Noah build an ark when he could have simply paid more taxes to stop climate change?”
"Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change" was posted on The Babylon Bee on September 30, 2024. The joke is that paying taxes to the…