“How does NASA organize their company parties?”/“They planet.”
A popular riddle about the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is: Q: How does NASA organize their company parties?A: They planet. "How does NASA throw a party? They…
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“The doctor told me to lose some weight, so I bought a dog” (joke)
One joke about losing some weight is: "The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him 'Some Weight,' and lost him." The joke was posted on…
“If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat”
"I love my six-pack (abs) so much, I protect it with a layer of fat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes -- I do work out and I do have a six-pac.…
“Never put a number and a date in the same sentence” (forecasting adage)
"Never put a date and a number in the same sentence" (or "Never put a number and a date in the same sentence") is a saying used both in business and politics. If an economic…
“Too dumb for New York City, too ugly for L.A.”
"Too Dumb for New York City, Too Ugly for L.A." is a 1992 song by American singer and songwriter Waylon Jennings (1937-2002). The title of the song has had popularity as a catchphrase,…
“This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids”
People who have children often cut back alcoholic consumption -- at least in front of them. "This margarita tastes like I don't even have kids" (that is, good and strong) is a…
“Would you like a glass of water?”/“I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
A classic drinking saying has one person ask for something to drink. "Would you like a glass of water?" replies the other. "I'm thirsty, not dirty!" the person explains.…
“Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions”
"Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted to Twitter on February 24, 2012. TwitterCollege…
“The best wines are the ones we drink with friends”
"The best wines are the ones we drink with friends" (or "The best wine is the one we drink with friends") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier”
Many people make New Year's resolutions to lose weight, but losing weight can be difficult. "My New Year's Resolution is too either lose weight or start hanging out with fat people…
“You only live once. Lick the bowl”
"You only love once. Lick the bowl" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. People often lick the spoon, but licking the bowl -- that's adventurous! "You…
“How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (riddle)
A "lightbulb" joke about feminists is: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One. Men can be feminists, too. The riddle was posted to Reddit -- Jokes on August 16,…
“Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?” (riddle)
The French have been the subject of many jokes about military surrender and have even been called "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The French gave New York City the Statue of Liberty,…
“I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?”
"I make chocolate disappear. What's your superpower?" is a humorous line that has been printed on many gift items. "I can make chocolate disappear #lamesuperpowers" was…
“Shopping is my cardio”
"Shopping is my cardio" and "Shopping counts as cardio" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. The character of Carrie Bradshaw in the American romantic…
Saranac Lake: “The Adirondacks’ Coolest Place” (slogan)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," Capital City of the Adirondacks and Little City of the Adirondacks. Wikipedia:…
Saranac Lake: Little City in the Adirondacks (nickname)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," "The Adirondacks' Coolest Place" and Capital City of the Adirondacks.…
Saranac Lake: Capital City of the Adirondacks (nickname)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Other Saranac Lake nicknames/slogans include "Green Side of the Big Apple," "The Adirondacks' Coolest Place" and Little City of the Adirondacks.…
“A Marxist is someone who loves humanity in groups of one million or more”
Marxists often talk about groups, not individuals. There's a joke: "A Marxist is someone who loves humanity in groups of one million or more." The political joke has been cited in…