“A banana is just a vegan sausage”
Bananas have been compared to sausages.
“sausage = meat banana” was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. “I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it’s makes the whole experience even more entertaining” was posted on Twitter by Fuzz ‘What’s Your Bin Day?’ Caminski on July 15, 2010. “Sausages are like meat bananas” was posted on Twitter by Nuvie Kitty on October 28, 2011. “Sausages are just meat bananas” was posted on Twitter by Paul M Diggins on October 10, 2012. “Sausage is just a meat banana” was posted on Twitter by Brian Riley on March 20, 2013. “Sausages are just meat bananas” was posted on Twitter by Mother Quave on April 13, 2016.
“Bananas are basically just fruit sausages” was posted on Twitter by Nightbreaker on June 10, 2011. “A banana is a fruit sausage” was posted on Twitter by Thundamentals on July 25, 2011. “Bananas are fruit sausages” was posted on Twitter by Good add Goldberg on October 23, 2013. “The banana is really just a fruit sausage” was posted on Twitter by James Carruthers on December 11, 2014. “Bananas are just fruit sausages” was posted on Twitter by maya notsoautodesk on March 13, 2015. “The Banana is the fruit version of sausage” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 19, 2015. “bananas are just fruit sausages” was posted on Twitter by Jörn on January 13, 2016. “A banana is just a fruit sausage” was posted on Twitter by Goldishocks on February 3, 2016. “bananas are fruit sausage” was posted on Twitter by Denny’s on September 16, 2019.
“Sausage sausage sausage sausage. Banana? No, yellow sausage” was posted on Twitter by Tom on September 29, 2010. “What’s a yellow sausage? — BANANA” was posted on Twitter by bowesbrodie on March 26, 2013. “Don’t fuck with me ‘bananas’, we all know you’re just yellow sausages” was posted on Twitter by Ryan’s Fiction on October 21, 2014. “bananas are just yellow sausages” was posted on Twitter by Alex Norris on July 27, 2016. “Bananas are just big yellow sausages” was posted on Twitter by Chaturbate Profile Designer Jonny on March 13, 2019. “Bananas are just yellow sausages fight me” was posted on Twitter by Brad Smith on January 24, 2020.
“Acquiring bananas, notoriously fickle tree sausage of the jungle” was posted on Twitter by Agon M. Non on July 2, 2012. “From now on I’m gunna call all bananas tree sausages” was posted on Twitter by matt slater on October 9, 2012. “What were bananas called back in the day? Tree sausages. FUCKING TREE SAUSAGES” was posted on Twitter by sevenoak on January 6, 2015. “Bananas are just tree sausages” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 19, 2015. “#Boomworscht = banana aka tree sausage” was posted on Twitter by Shelly D. on August 19, 2018. “Anyway, I learned the word for banana is Buamworsch which translates to tree sausage” was posted on Twitter by Dan on April 19, 2019. “Bananas are just tree sausages” was posted on Twitter by Tamsyn with a ⱽᵃˣ ⁽ᵖᵗ ¹⁾ on August 29, 2019. “Low German: Yellabaumworst = banana = literally yellow-tree-sausage” was posted on Twitter by Bradley on April 6, 2021.
”#Bananas ‘They’re like jungle sausages’” was posted on Twitter by Luciana McAllister on August 29, 2012. “Bananas are now Jungle Sausages” was posted on Twitter by Slurms McKenzie later on August 29 2012. “Bananas are jungle sausages” was posted on Twitter by jam on May 15, 2013. “Bananas are just jungle sausages” was posted on Twitter by Trash Queen on June 16, 2018. “Bananas are just jungle sausages” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 15, 2019.
“Bananas : vegan sausages” was posted on Twitter by Dig for Bondsnood on November 8, 2013. “A banana is a vegan sausage” was posted on Twitter by Daver Berzack on December 16, 2014. “Bananas: vegan sausages” was posted on Twitter by husband guy on April 12, 2015. “A banana is a vegan sausage” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 12, 2015. “a banana is vegan sausage” was posted on Twitter by Lift on March 3, 2018. “hot take: bananas are just vegan sausages” was posted on Twitter by BALSA on September 8, 2018. “Bananas are technically vegan sausages” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 15, 2020.
“A banana is just a vegetarian sausage” was posted on Twitter by Brendan Bergen on January 13, 2018. “Bananas are vegetarian sausages” was posted on Twitter by Noel on October 21, 2018. “Hot take: sausages are meat bananas (...) Conversely: bananas are vegetarian sausages” was posted on Twitter by Lexa Loveall on February 12, 2020. “today’s hot take: bananas are vegetarian sausages” was posted on Twitter by lil j on June 16, 2020. “Bananas are vegetarian sausage” was posted on Twitter by Irsyad Danial on March 20, 2021.
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stephanie vacher
@awesome
sausage = meat banana
5:57 PM · Oct 16, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Fuzz ‘What’s Your Bin Day?’ Caminski@fuzzcaminski·Jul 15, 2010
@simontkey I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it’s makes the whole experience even more entertaining
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Tom
@MxMaybey
Sausage sausage sausage sausage. Banana? No, yellow sausage.
1:04 PM · Sep 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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t w i t t w o o
@mrstevious
Outcome of barbeque is that I’m now going to refer to sausages as ‘meat bananas’
7:16 PM · Apr 22, 2011·Twitter for Mac
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Nightbreaker
@Nightbreaker_
Bananas are basically just fruit sausages .
8:54 AM · Jun 10, 2011·Twitter for Android
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Thundamentals
@Thundamentals
A banana is a fruit sausage.
10:17 PM · Jul 25, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Nuvie Kitty
@NuVanDibe
Sausages are like meat bananas.
2:57 AM · Oct 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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3kn
@3kn
Sausage = meat banana
10:00 PM · Dec 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Jordan
@jordanblaskey
Sausages are really just nastier meat bananas.
11:10 PM · Jan 24, 2012 from Joliet, IL·Tweetbot for iOS
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Agon M. Non
@AgonMNon
Acquiring bananas, notoriously fickle tree sausage of the jungle. (@ Central Co-op) http://4sq.com/MRgVxH
11:29 PM · Jul 2, 2012·Foursquare
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Luciana McAllister
@acidtongue26
#Bananas “They’re like jungle sausages.” -
@Keep_it_Vague #ShitMyHusbandSays
10:47 AM · Aug 29, 2012·Twitter SMS
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Slurms McKenzie
@DrewdeJ
Bananas are now Jungle Sausages.
11:53 AM · Aug 29, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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David Krappenschitz
@dabogmonstah
Thanks Reddit for renaming fruits for me. A watermelon is now a Detroit ham and a banana is now a jungle sausage.
8:35 PM · Aug 29, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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matt slater
@matty_slate
From now on I’m gunna call all bananas tree sausages
3:07 AM · Oct 9, 2012· HTC Peep
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Paul M Diggins
@PaulMDiggins
Sausages are just meat bananas
1:21 AM · Oct 10, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Kazzie
@Kazzi3_
“Sausages are meat bananas.”
12:00 PM · Nov 1, 2012·Twitter for Android
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bowesbrodie
@Brodieeeemate
What’s a yellow sausage? — BANANA http://ask.fm/a/33p04fcj
5:20 PM · Mar 26, 2013·Ask.fm
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Brian Riley
@thacant
Sausage is just a meat banana.
2:02 PM · Mar 20, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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jam
@fruitspreadjam
Bananas are jungle sausages
10:07 PM · May 15, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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rob delaney
@robdelaney
The Japanese word for “sausage” translate literally to “festive meat banana.”
10:14 PM · Jul 3, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS
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Good as Goldberg
@goldbergj
Bananas are fruit sausages.
7:49 PM · Oct 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Dig for Bondsnood
@bondsnood
Bananas : vegan sausages #bananas
12:19 PM · Nov 8, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Ryan’s Fiction
@FreshClemonade
Don’t fuck with me “bananas”, we all know you’re just yellow sausages.
6:35 PM · Oct 21, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Home of Sexual
@bttmbitch
Sausages are really just meat bananas
4:11 AM · Nov 9, 2014·Twitter SMS
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James Carruthers
@JamesCarruthers
The banana is really just a fruit sausage—
11:05 AM · Dec 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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emi ☆
@memedadnamjoon
“sausages are just a meat banana” -my dad, 2014
3:37 AM · Dec 13, 2014·Twitter for Windows Phone
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Dave Berzack
@daveberzack
A banana is a vegan sausage.
4:21 PM · Dec 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
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sevenoak
@IAmSevenoak
What were bananas called back in the day? Tree sausages. FUCKING TREE SAUSAGES
6:32 AM · Jan 6, 2015 from Melbourne, Victoria·Twitter for iPhone
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maya notsoautodesk
@mkchibs
Bananas are just fruit sausages
4:50 AM · Mar 13, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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husband guy
@snaxolotl
Replying to @snaxolotl
“Bananas: vegan sausages”
11:11 AM · Apr 12, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Alex Lutz
@AlexLutz3
bananas = jungle sausage
9:33 AM · Apr 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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kong
@BaDonkey_Kong
“Meat banana. Fruit Sausage.”
8:18 PM · Jun 25, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Regi Stinker
@RegiStinker
Yer da calls bananas “Tree sausages”
7:26 PM · Aug 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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A U R A
@hotlineangel
Bananas are the vegan sausages??????
8:25 PM · Aug 10, 2015·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/daveberzack August 12, 2015
A banana is a vegan sausage.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Nastyboots October 19, 2015
Bananas are just tree sausages
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Bloodbatz November 19, 2015
The Banana is the fruit version of sausage.
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Jörn
@Juanton14
@hippieswordfish @TheTimmyToes bananas are just fruit sausages
10:14 AM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Goldishocks
@Goldishocks
A banana is just a fruit sausage.
1:15 PM · Feb 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Mother Quave
@phototum
Sausages are just meat bananas
6:15 PM · Apr 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Alex Wallace™
@Realalexwallace
“Sometimes I call bananas tree sausages”
3:43 PM · Jul 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Alex Norris
@dorrismccomics
bananas are just yellow sausages
5:28 PM · Jul 27, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Meg
@AsItWasnt_
Sausages are just meat bananas
5:54 PM · Oct 26, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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@Crescentjay
Omg I just realized a sausage is just a meat banana
12:36 AM · Dec 20, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Ralph Jones
@OhHiRalphJones
Ah, the banana, the yellow sausage of the fruit bowl.
10:12 AM · Oct 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Brendan Bergen
@carpetislava
A banana is just a vegetarian sausage.
10:42 PM · Jan 13, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Slimecicle
@Slimecicle
Bananas are just fruit sausage
6:38 PM · Feb 2, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Slimecicle
@Slimecicle
Sausages are just meat bananas
3:12 PM · Feb 3, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Lift.
@sadgab
Replying to @sadgab
a banana is vegan sausage.
1:47 AM · Mar 3, 2018·Twitter for Android
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BryceKrispies
@BryceKrispies43
Bananas are just fruit sausages. Change my mind.
1:21 PM · Apr 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Aaron S. Arnett
@aaronsarnett
Are bananas just vegan sausage?
I’m asking for a friend.
6:00 PM · Jun 2, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.
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Trash Queen
@zxox32
Bananas are just jungle sausages
8:51 AM · Jun 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Ryan Jeffords
@ryanjeffords_
The Banana. AKA, “Tree Sausage”. #ThoughtOfTheDay
8:18 AM · Jul 13, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Shelley D
@WiebesThe
I love language. #bucklejohn or #Bockelzhonn = tomato, #Boomworscht = banana aka tree sausage and a forgotten favorite #Aupelsien = the color orange in low German #Plautdietsch. Auple is apple! Neat so had to tweet.
3:33 PM · Aug 19, 2018·Twitter for Android
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BALSA
@gecism
hot take: bananas are just vegan sausages
3:22 PM · Sep 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Noel
@hape_go_lueke
Bananas are vegetarian sausages.
6:32 PM · Oct 21, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Zoë Tomalin
@ZoeTomalin
Bananas are tree sausages
8:44 AM · Nov 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/alkonium January 3, 2019
Bananas are basically the sausages of fruit.
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Tyler Kuntz
@TylerKu25596314
Bananas are just fruit sausages Change my mind
11:26 PM · Feb 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Chaturbate Profile Designer Jonny
@Leedsladlooking
Replying to @maybe_mybaby
Bananas are just big yellow sausages
3:54 PM · Mar 13, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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ewie lewie
@Groundwawa
“sausages are just meat bananas”
1:55 PM · Apr 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Boring5 April 15, 2019
Bananas are just jungle sausages
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Dan
@acntingpyrate
Been studying up on my Plautdietsch because its my heritage and I find it fun. Anyway, I learned the word for banana is Buamworsch which translates to tree sausage. That is the best description of bananas I have ever heard. I love this language.
12:17 PM · Apr 19, 2019·Twitter for Android
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johnny
@jawneigh
A banana is just a fruit sausage
7:55 PM · May 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Shouty_Man
@AdamBarton
Quote of the day “Vegan sausage role, that’s like saying Meat Banana!!”
4:28 AM · Jun 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Tamsyn with a ⱽᵃˣ ⁽ᵖᵗ ¹⁾
@TamsynwithaWhy
Bananas are just tree sausages
1:42 AM · Aug 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Denny’s
@DennysDiner
bananas are fruit sausage
1:35 PM · Sep 16, 2019·Sprout Social
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ArZackNi
@f4heed
Bananas are just vegan sausages
11:38 PM · Sep 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Rod Kelly
@rodkelly50
“Vegan sausages” are really just extremely out of date bananas. It’s all a big conspiracy
3:58 PM · Jan 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Brad Smith
@bbbradsmith
Bananas are just yellow sausages fight me.
12:57 PM · Jan 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
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człowiek pomarańcza
@CPomarancza
bananas are just vegan sausage
1:07 PM · Feb 5, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Lexa Loveall
@canislexus
Hot take: sausages are meat bananas
12:39 AM · Feb 12, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Lexa Loveall
@canislexus
Replying to @canislexus
Conversely: bananas are vegetarian sausages
12:43 AM · Feb 12, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/RealPaarthurnax March 15, 2020
Bananas are technically vegan sausages.
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roxanne
@banana_slutt
Banana is just a fruit sausage
10:42 PM · Jun 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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lil j
@jadejordan92
today’s hot take: bananas are vegetarian sausages
10:59 PM · Jun 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Sneh
@MsApricus
Bananas are fruit sausage
5:03 AM · Jun 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Dan
@acntingpyrate
Replying to @perfectsweeties and @thombodytolove
In Plautdiesch a banana is known as a Baumwurst. Litterally translated it means tree sausage. Bananas are not fruit, they are sausages.
2:15 PM · Jul 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Mother Fucker Unlimited
@braverbeast
banana is just fruit sausage
7:35 PM · Jul 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
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sqwuir
@s9wu1r
A sausage is just a meat banana
8:43 PM · Sep 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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OP Neptune Spear
@The1Shez
Replying to @shadow_kylie
A banana is just a vegan sausage in a high viz coat
2:42 PM · Oct 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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the adhd goblin
@DinaTheBean
bananas are just vegan sausages
7:12 AM · Jan 17, 2021·Twitter for Android
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ᴍᴀᴛᴛʏ is conserving water
@mattyhuffine
Bananas are just tree sausages
1:15 PM · Feb 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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can’t say for sure
@pleasantsmell
sausages are just meat bananas
1:43 AM · Mar 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Irsyad Danial
@irsyaDanial
Bananas are vegetarian sausage
8:37 PM · Mar 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Bradley
@bradjersak
Replying to @TheAgentNDN
Low German: Yellabaumworst = banana = literally yellow-tree-sausage.
7:53 PM · Apr 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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moose
@maiybee_
bananas are just vegan sausages
4:41 PM · Jun 26, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Kyle Andrews
@iamkylea
Replying to @Mabbzie_
Bananas are just fruit sausages.
6:44 AM · Jul 1, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Nikash ᴿᴱᴰ
@bananacuzwhynot
Replying to @loneliestplacee and @whoreinhiding
I called bananas a vegan sausage
1:30 PM · Sep 2, 2021·Twitter for Android