“I’ve been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool”
"I've been a fan of Gazpacho soup since before it was cool" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Alf on November 15, 2020, and on Reddit -- Oneliners on November 18, 2020.…
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Sudden Fried Chicken (sudden + Southern fried chicken)
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?”/“Sudden fried chicken.”
A fried chicken riddle is: Q: What do you get when lightning strikes the chicken coop?A: Sudden fried chicken. "Sudden friend chicken" can sound like "Southern fried chicken."…
“The only difference between Lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“Lunchables are just American bento boxes”
Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with American children) has been compared to Japanese bento. "Just realizing ... those Lunchables were American bento, sans all the health…
“The best stimulus package would be a 0% income tax”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in talk of government stimulus packages. "Why are we taxing essential workers? The best stimulus is no income tax for working heroes!…
“What is an actor’s favorite breakfast?”/“A big roll!”
An acting riddle is: Q: What is an actor's favorite breakfast?A: A big roll! "Roll" is a pun on "role." The joke was posted on ThinkAndLaughDaily.com on November 18, 2020.…
“2020: The year health experts told you to avoid the gym”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many gyms to close. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on November 17, 2020: "2020: The year health experts told you to avoid the…
Hawaii: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?”
"Aloha" is a Hawaiian greeting, and it can sound like "a low ha." "Bad Joke! = A Low Ha" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 23, 1997. "H.L.…
“Lunchables are just charcuterie boards for kids”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“Charcuterie boards are just Lunchables for adults”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "'Charcuterie is…
“Macaroni is just tube spaghetti”
Macaroni has been compared to spaghetti. "Anything can be described as different types of spaghetti. Lasagna is flat spaghetti. Macaroni is tube spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by Shibi!…
“When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence”
"When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence. They can't ever be voted out of existence" is a saying that has been printed on several…
“Friend: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli. Me: I know what I saw.”
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli”
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Greek yogurt is just sour cream that’s joined a sorority”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…
“Greek yogurt is just sour cream that joined a fraternity”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…
“Greek yogurt is just regular yogurt that joined a frat”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…
“Cauliflower is just albino broccoli”
"Cauliflower is just albino broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Greek yogurt is really just sour cream”
Greek yogurt has been compared to sour cream. There are differences: yogurt is made of fermented milk, while sour cream is made of fermented dairy cream. "so 'greek yogurt' is a…