“Popcorn is just a vehicle for eating butter”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
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“Popcorn is just a vehicle for butter and salt”
Many people like lots of butter on their popcorn. "@Lybbe you are right about the popcorn but to me, it's just a vehicle for eating butter and parmaesan cheese" was posted on Twitter…
“I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at the liquor store”
"I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm in a good place right…
“A Nestle Crunch bar is beans and rice”
A Nestle Crunch bar is made of milk chocolate and crisped rice. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. "A Nestle Crunch bar is beans and rice" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…
“Last month, I cut my energy bill in half. Didn’t work, though. I still had to pay the full amount”
Many people try to cut what they have to pay in half, but cutting bills in half doesn't work. "Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn't work though.I still had to pay the full…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I’m just at work”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just New York”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“Popcorn is a steamed vegetable”
"Popcorn is a steamed vegetable" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 3, 2021. Corn is a vegetable, and corn kernels are heated to make popcorn. However, no one seriously…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at work”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I just live in New Jersey”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I just live in the United States”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“Why can’t you carry unlimited pickles in video games?”/“You’re over-cucumbered.”
The term "encumbance" has nothing to do with cucumbers, but there are jokes. "Enumbrance" is a video game term defined in The Long Dark Wiki as "a player statistic that…
Raw Dog Oxygen (breathing without a face mask)
"Raw dog" usually means sexual intercourse without a condom. The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in requirements to wear face masks, and "raw dog oxygen" (or…
“What do you call a book written in prison?”/“Context.”
A prison riddle was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on February 1, 2021: Q: What do you call a book written in prison?A: Context. "Context" is a pun on "con text." Reddit --…
I’ve got a hunch that I don’t have any money left over after paying for college. It’s all intuition”
"Intuition" sounds like "in tuition," and there are jokes. I've got a hunch that I don't have any money left over after paying for college. It's all…
#NotMyGroundhog
According to Groundhog Day tradition, if a groundhog sees its shadow on February 2nd, this means six more weeks of winter. Many people people this tradition makes no sense, and the term…
“The truth shall set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" is from the King James Bible, John 8:32. "The truth shall/will set you free, but first it will shatter your…
“The truth will set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" is from the King James Bible, John 8:32. "The truth shall/will set you free, but first it will shatter your…
“What kind of greens do chickens eat?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…