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"I like to party. And by party I mean drink coffee with no pants on" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like to party. And by party I mean lounge in…
"I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm really sick and tired of food having calories"…
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
"The 'W' in Wednesday stands for wine" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on several images. "the 'w' every wednesday begins with? it stands for…
A statement about communism was posted on X/Twitter -- now no longer available -- by Mystery Grove Publishing Co. @MysteryGrove on September 15, 2021: "Reminder: Communism is when ugly…
A statement about communism was posted on X/Twitter -- now no longer available -- by Mystery Grove Publishing Co. @MysteryGrove on September 15, 2021: "Reminder: Communism is when ugly…
Some employees take smoking breaks -- usually for cigarette smoking. A joke was posted on Instagram by iamyarddad on October 26, 2023: "Boss: You were gone 7 hours to smoke? Me: It was a…
"This lady just asked the waitress if the salmon was grass fed. I literally have no idea what went wrong in the world" is a saying that has been printed on several images. What the lady…
"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…
"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…
There are Sun Chips, but no Moon Chips. "Note to self: Sun Chips big hit. Action item: invent Moon Chips" was posted on X/Twitter by Jason K on May 11, 2009. "If you open a bag of…
"Social media has taught me two things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Social media has taught me two things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker meant to say…
"Civil engineering" is professional engineering discipline, but there is no "criminal engineering" discipline. "if there is a BE in civil engineering, there should also be…
The Dungeness crab has nothing to do with the game of Dungeons and Dragons, but there are jokes. "Last night I finally dined on dungeness crab, so I can now look forward to the next food on my…
"If you don't understand why the Electoral College exists, you're the reason" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker believes that the Electoral…
"Angertainment" is a portmanteau term from the words "anger" and "entertainment." Political radio and television programs on Fox News and CNBC and talk radio can draw…
"Everything you see on TV is a scripted performance with the purpose of shaping your world view to benefit the powerful interests running the show" is a saying that has been printed on…