“Coffee Grindr—a dating app for people who are coffee gender”
Grindr is an online dating application for gay, bi, trans, and queer people. "Coffee grindr" is a frequent joke. "Coffee Grindr: a phone app used to invite strangers back to yours…
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“The worst thing about an apple addiction is that you can’t see a doctor about it”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "Ironically, I've now got to see a doctor about my apple addiction!" was posted on Twitter by Richard White on April 16,…
“Apple” defined in Cab Calloway’s “Hepster’s Dictionary” (1938, 1944)
Cab Calloway (1907-1994) was an American jazz singer and bandleader. He published a "Hepster's Dictionary" in 1938, with another edition in 1944. The dictionary contained much Harlem…
“Why did Eeyore cross the road?”/“To get to the other… sigh.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "To get to the other sigh" is an alternative punchline.…
“4/20: National Pot Smokers Day 4/21: National Surprise Drug Test Day”
"4/20: National Pot Smokers Day 4/21: National Surprise Drug Test Day 4/22 National Unemployment Day" is a popular joke. "RT @MsLoV3ly: Hope everyone is enjoying National Surprise…
“I’m not saying I drink too much coffee, but I do believe my body will keep moving after death”
"I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine, but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m not…
“I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine, but I do believe my body will keep moving after death”
"I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine, but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m not…
“I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station”
There are several jokes about high gas prices. "I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station" was posted on Twitter by IG on May 6, 2016.…
“Trusting Bill Gates with your health is like trusting Jeffrey Epstein with your daughter”
American business magnate Bill Gates played a leading role in the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic efforts to vaccinate the world's population. Many people did not trust Gates, and he was…
“I’m not saying there are microchips in the vaccines, but my right arm just told me…” (joke)
The COVID-19 vaccines were developed within a year, and many people believed that there were microchips in the vaccines. Microsoft Corporation founder Bill Gates helped to develop and distribute…
“I’ve just released my own fragrance. Nobody in the car seemed to like it”
"I’ve just released my own fragrance, Nobody in the bus/car/elevator/train seemed to like it" i a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker just let out…
La Grosse Pomme (Paris nightclub, 1937-1938)
American-born UK-based jazz singer and entertainer Adelaide Hall (1901-1993) and her husband, Bertram Hicks, opened a nightclub called La Grosse Pomme (French for "The Big Apple") in…
“I’ve just released my own fragrance. But no one on this train seems to like it”
"I’ve just released my own fragrance, Nobody in the bus/car/elevator/train seemed to like it" i a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker just let out…
“I’ve just released my own fragrance. But no one on this bus seems to like it”
"I’ve just released my own fragrance, Nobody in the bus/car/elevator/train seemed to like it" i a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker just let out…
Big Apple dance craze (1937)
The Big Apple dance craze of 1937 popularized the "Big Apple" term, but didn't originate it. New York (NY) Morning Telegraph track writer John J. Fitz Gerald (1893-1963) had been…
“We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns”
"We should dolphinately/dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish…
“The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down”
"The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members. I've already put myself down" was posted on Twitter by ROBERT KENNY on March 10, 2016. "The Self-Deprecation Society…
Big Apple Circuit (five New York race tracks)
The term "Big Apple" (or "Big Apple Circuit") usually refers to the racetracks of New York City (and, by extension, "Big Apple" for New York City itself), but the…
“I’ve just released my own fragrance. But no one in this elevator seems to like it”
"I’ve just released my own fragrance, Nobody in the bus/car/elevator/train seemed to like it" i a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker just let out…
“The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I’ve already put myself down”
"The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members. I've already put myself down" was posted on Twitter by ROBERT KENNY on March 10, 2016. "The Self-Deprecation Society…