“Parking is such street sorrow”
"Parking is such street sorrow" is a pun on the famous line from the play Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare, "Parting is such sweet sorrow." "Quotation marksmanship:…
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“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD would be best for me”
"Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on an…
“Having a favorite politician is like a slave having a favorite master”
"Having a favorite politician is like a slave having a favorite master" was posted on Twitter by Imagine trusting Politicians and Celebrities on February 25, 2021. "Having a favorite…
“If you lose a garden gnome, are you gnomeless?”
Many homes have garden gnomes. Homes that do not have them are "gnomeless." "It you lose a garden gnome are you gnomeless? #themoreyouknow" was posted on Twitter by The Knower…
“I see way too many gardens without tiny bearded figurines. The gnomeless”
Many homes have garden gnomes. Homes that do not have them are "gnomeless." "It you lose a garden gnome are you gnomeless? #themoreyouknow" was posted on Twitter by The Knower…
“Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello”
"Microwave" is sometimes jocularly defined as "micro wave." "When a small child gives a goodbye hand gesture, I like to call it a microwave" was posted on Twitter by…
Vaccident or Vaxxident or Vaxxxident (vaccine + accident)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to the development of vaccines. Many of the vaccines affected the vaccinated and resulted in traffic accidents, which were called "vaxxxidents"…
Vaxxxident or Vaxxident or Vaccident (vaccine + accident)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to the development of vaccines. Many of the vaccines affected the vaccinated and resulted in traffic accidents, which were called "vaxxxidents"…
“Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me”
"Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on an…
Vaxxident or Vaxxxident or Vaccident (vaccine + accident)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to the development of vaccines. Many of the vaccines affected the vaccinated and resulted in traffic accidents, which were called "vaxxxidents"…
“Democracy is when people who can’t run their own lives, ruin yours”
"Democracy is when people who can't run their own life, run yours" was posted on Twitter by Pope of Capitalism on April 26, 2021. "Corrected version: Democracy is when people…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A sunburned zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A blushing zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“An embarrassed zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at the bottle shop”
"I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm in a good place right…
Big Apple (Fort Worth, TX barbecue restaurant, 1941-1968)
"The Big Apple" was the name of a barbecue restaurant in Fort Worth, Texas. It is uncertain when the restaurant started (and if it had that name at the beginning). "Big Apple…
Big Apple Bar & Restaurant (New Orleans, 1952-1970s?)
Polk's New Orleans City Directories are partially available through Ancestry.com (a pay service). The term "Big Apple" was used in 1920 by a stablehand at the Fair Grounds race track…
Big Apple Concession (City Park in New Orleans, 1947-1949)
Polk's New Orleans City Directories are partially available through Ancestry.com (a pay service). The term "Big Apple" was used in 1920 by a stablehand at the Fair Grounds race track…
“I’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit”
The speed lane is usually for drivers who go above the speed limit (breaking the law). This viral saying (over 265,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by slate on March 1, 2021: "I’ll never…
“Democracy is when people who can’t run their own life, run yours”
"Democracy is when people who can't run their own life, run yours" was posted on Twitter by Pope of Capitalism on April 26, 2021. "Corrected version: Democracy is when people…