“I always tell my kids to stay in school. But they keep coming back”

“Stay in school” means that students shouldn’t drop out, but some parents take this literally.
     
“Every morning I tell my kids how important it is for them to stay in school… And yet, every afternoon, they come back” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 14, 2016. “I always tell my kids to stay in school… but they keep fucking coming back” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 5, 2016. “I always remind my kids to stay in school. But they keep coming back” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 5, 2018.
   
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/slardybartfast8 November 14, 2016
Every morning I tell my kids how important it is for them to stay in school…
And yet, every afternoon, they come back.
     
Twitter
Awkward Dad Jokes
@AwkwardDadJokes
Every morning, I tell my kids how important it is for them to stay in school, and yet every afternoon, they still come back.
10:18 AM · Nov 15, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Lawrence L. Byrne
@LawrenceLByrne
Always insisted my kids stay in school. But they always found their way back home at the end of the day.
5:49 PM · Nov 18, 2016·TweetDeck
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SupersupFX December 5, 2016
I always tell my kids to stay in school…
but they keep fucking coming back.
         
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I always tell my kids to stay in school…
but they keep fucking coming back.
4:48 AM · Dec 12, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I always tell my kids to stay in school…
but they keep fucking coming back.
1:35 PM · May 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto August 5, 2018
I always remind my kids to stay in school.
But they keep coming back.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD September 13, 2020
I always tell my kids to stay in school..,,
But they keep on coming back.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD May 11, 2021
I always tell my kids to stay at school.
But they keep coming back.